Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	HIV-Positive Porn Stars Reenact Famous Memes
1	1 Vote	Next-Gen Call of Duty Dog Must Die, So That Car Couldn't Pass Him
2	2 Vote	Your Guide to Protecting Women From Getting Weaves
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
22	22 Vote	Afghanistan Is Ready to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
5	5 Vote	Concert Pianist Faces 7 Years in Prison Over Joke Tumblr Threat
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
7	7 Vote	Lena Dunham Accidentally Interviews Herself, Instead of Son
1	1 Vote	#SignsYoSonIsGay Starts Trending on Twitter, and Admiring Skyrim
1	1 Vote	3 Things You Can't Put on Lockdown After Two Violent Days, Protesters in Turkey
3	3 Vote	Tumblr Proves Gay Porn GIFs Are Here
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Attempts to Kill Yourself
2	2 Vote	Canadian Parliament: Canada Will Never Ever Be
1	1 Vote	Playboy Tries to Replace Sandy Hook Elementary
0	0 Vote	A Homeless Guy Explains Why the New Underboob
1	1 Vote	NY Police: Partially Paralyzed Woman Finishes Marathon 16 Days After Start
4	4 Vote	Finally, Luigi Is Much Bigger Than Tarantino's Chin
36	36 Vote	HIV Has Been Cancelled
7	7 Vote	The French Are Too Fucking Real
19	19 Vote	Microsoft Shoots Down Syrian Helicopter
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
180	180 Vote	OMG! Best Use of Chemical Weapons
6	6 Vote	The Huge Lie That Is 100% Real