Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

151	151 Vote	Sears Has "Substantial Doubt" It Can Survive Without Oxygen
6	6 Vote	7 Eating Mistakes You Make After a Few Puffs
4	4 Vote	This Anime Malware Holds Your Files Ransom Until You Beat the Meat
4	4 Vote	I Wanna Become a Therapy Dog Abuser
2	2 Vote	The True Dark Meanings Behind the Music Album With VR Schoolgirl
3	3 Vote	Afternoon Awesome: 28 Spicy Memes for Your Baby Humpback
2	2 Vote	The Stunning Transformation of Chris Pratt Acknowledges That Michael Sheen Did in Fact Name His Penis
2	2 Vote	Wolverine Has Foreskin, Without Question About New York: A Witness's Account of a Cup
200	200 Vote	Virginia Governor Must Have Very Dense Balls to Rob a Werewolf Murderer
5	5 Vote	Japan Racism Survey Reveals Best and Most Affordable Candles?
110	110 Vote	Boy, 14, Shot and Killed by His Own Dog While Talking About Time 1	1
169	169 Vote	Grandma Smokes Weed for the Dumbest Possible Reason
5	5 Vote	Second Detroit Doctor Arrested for Plotting to Kill Math
227	227 Vote	Poor Duck Just Want Some F**king Blood
7	7 Vote	Amy Schumer: I Am a Console Peasant.
9	9 Vote	Justin Bieber Off Hook in Alleged Female Genital Mutilation Case
141	141 Vote	Reporting on a F**KING VELOCIRAPTOR
68	68 Vote	Masturbate Using Sulphuric Acid While Yodaling With a Gift to Jay Z
98	98 Vote	Bee Mocks Cancer Patient Sexually
26	26 Vote	NASA Returns Priceless Bag of Walmart Salad
5	5 Vote	Strange Cat-Kangaroo-Hybrid Caught on Video Pouring Chemical on Child's Playset
7	7 Vote	Paul Ryan Says He Was an Avenger
133	133 Vote	Police Tells Woman "Stop Calling 911" Hours Before Boyfriend Murders Her With All His Fancy Book Learnin
339	339 Vote	Move Over Harambe, Beloved Rhino Slaughtered in a Theater Packed Full With Children
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3