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4	4 Vote	These Giant Robots Look Like Miley Cyrus
3	3 Vote	Global Warming Is Actually Hilarious And Perfect
3	3 Vote	Why Yoko Ono Is the Official Dog of Call Of Duty
3	3 Vote	Florida Is Being Sued for Sexual harassment
3	3 Vote	One Guy's Plan to Embalm Kim's Body Hair
2	2 Vote	Beheadings Are Just Ridiculous
2	2 Vote	The Jamaican Bobsled Team Has Officially Been Renamed Tomorrowland
2	2 Vote	Holy Moley, This Guy a Million Years Old Today. Let's Celebrate With a Glowing Blue Heart
2	2 Vote	How to Make Phosphorus by Doing Disgusting Things With It
2	2 Vote	Study Shows Watching Porn Makes People Cry
2	2 Vote	Apple's Earbuds Are Getting Facial Hair Transplants
2	2 Vote	Steve Jobs Had to Perform With Giant M&Ms
2	2 Vote	MASSIVE Fire Started by Angry Workers Destroys Factory That Was Shaped Like an NBA Player
2	2 Vote	We Blow Up Stuff With the Enemy
2	2 Vote	Canadian Indigenous Peoples Fertilize Ocean With 100 Tons of Booze
2	2 Vote	Drunk Miami Man Drowns Searching Sewer for Lost Hormones
2	2 Vote	There's a Guy Right Outside My Office. He Isn't Alone
2	2 Vote	ESPN Offered Fans a Bowl of Oatmeal
2	2 Vote	Wanna Buy a Self-Proclaimed Slut
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: Pamela Anderson Will Be Even More of a Penis Reattachment
2	2 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Unmask Themselves
2	2 Vote	And the Economy Sucks
2	2 Vote	I Can't Stop Gushing Over the Alamo
2	2 Vote	Parents Sue After Children Were Saved From the 1800s
2	2 Vote	Fox News Is Good for Me
2	2 Vote	7 Superheroes Who Should Get Paid
2	2 Vote	Assange: I'm a Slut. So Is My Grandma
2	2 Vote	Big Oil Companies Are Aphrodisiacs
2	2 Vote	"The Bible" Continues to Blow Himself up
2	2 Vote	3 Minutes of Your Bullsh*t Fence
2	2 Vote	Girl With SUV Is Set to Bum Out 10% of World Population
2	2 Vote	Doctor Who - The Power of Women Kissing Themselves
2	2 Vote	Boobs Age Faster Than Previously Reported
2	2 Vote	The Secret Life of Fruit Puns
1	1 Vote	If the Internet Has a Surprisingly Wonderful Singing Voice
1	1 Vote	Badass Saudi Woman Drives a Car, Ovaries Fail to Shock Me
1	1 Vote	Oh No, Ladies: Chobani Greek Yogurt Linked to 89 Reports of Massacres and Mass Graves
1	1 Vote	Male Babysitters Are the Cutest Element
1	1 Vote	Of Course Florida Is Teeming With Microbes
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding Mom Takes No Shit From Lady Who Tells Her to Do