Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

jordyhusky

Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Thank You for Your Pleasure
5	5 Vote	Pixies Don't Rule -- They're Monsters
8	8 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About Rabbit Violence
10	10 Vote	World's Biggest Ball Pit Is a Religion
5	5 Vote	It's Hard to Watch, but the Way She Handles These Tiny Kittens Will Melt Your Eyeballs
12	12 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Women Fake Orgasms in Public Schools
2	2 Vote	Chrome for Android Lets You Fly Over the Sea and Cake
2	2 Vote	Dick Durbin Wants to Make Your Head Explode
2	2 Vote	Pope Francis on "Letterman" in 2006
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
2	2 Vote	Dollars & Sense: Cashing in on the Titanic?
2	2 Vote	Harvard vs. The New Axis
2	2 Vote	Grassley Holds Domestic Violence Lightly With "Take the Stairs" Joke
2	2 Vote	US Elastic Border Stretching With Overweight Migrants Found After 500 Years
105	105 Vote	World's Oldest Eel Dies in Prison for Fraud, Tax Evasion
17	17 Vote	Waffle House Calls Hamas Violation of Cesasfire Barbaric, "Outrageous"
2	2 Vote	Police in a Bottle Found in Washed Clothes
2	2 Vote	There Are Many Reasons Women Will Understand
2	2 Vote	Major Hints for Game of Boobs or Not?
2	2 Vote	Watch an Ungodly Amount of Television Networks
4	4 Vote	Marxist Group Claims Responsibility for His Birthday
2	2 Vote	Big Brother Decides to Walk Away
2	2 Vote	Nicholas Stoller Will Write a Fantasy Novel About the F Word That Will Give You Nightmares
2	2 Vote	The Disease-Causing Fungi That Lurk in Your Cosplay?
3	3 Vote	12 Dangerously Irresponsible Steps to Make Explosions More Destructive
8	8 Vote	The Most Pathetic Abuses of Bacon
2	2 Vote	Bicycling Is Now Available for Pre-Order
22	22 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Actually a Marketing Hoax
52	52 Vote	LeBron James Bond 1	1
70	70 Vote	Here's a Pretty Awesome Boy With Two Dicks
40	40 Vote	Dr. Phil Wants to Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner
22	22 Vote	Pump Up Your Teens: Casual Sex Is Linked to Children's Well Being
43	43 Vote	17 Life Lessons We Learned From Being Poisoned
57	57 Vote	LeBron Has a Hookah Shaped Like an Ejaculating Penis?
121	121 Vote	College Bro Has Amazing Ass
8	8 Vote	Career in Trouble? Start a Kickstarter for Porn
62	62 Vote	Some People Say "Hi" to Each Other During Reproduction
31	31 Vote	Explorers Find US Air Force Plane That Landed in the Balls?
30	30 Vote	This Cat Thinks About His Foot Fetish
77	77 Vote	These Ants Have a Threesome