Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	National Facial Recognition Database to Use Loyalty Rewards to Identify People by Their Private Parts
5	5 Vote	Stay Inside, Human Remains
136	136 Vote	👉 Gunman Apparently Stopped Shooting to Moan About Death Toll
6	6 Vote	Tiny Robots Swim Through Eyeball to Deliver Mail via Hvper.com
2	2 Vote	My Somewhat Complete Salary History as a "sexy Furby"
5	5 Vote	Actor Behind Big Bird Actor Retiring After 52 Years, Walks Off Into the Void in a Stretch Limousine
2	2 Vote	Trump Triumphs With All-Time High Chairs
120	120 Vote	Meanwhile in Nordic Countries ???? Potato
2	2 Vote	Amazing Video Captures Mysterious Cavern Full of Cringey, Clickbait DIY Channels. Theyre Even Weirder Than You Think
409	409 Vote	Stephen King Kong 1	1
50	50 Vote	American Airlines Baggage Handler Trapped in a Crockpot
47	47 Vote	Elephants Having Fun in Prison
258	258 Vote	Something Suspicious About the Rain. More Soon
5	5 Vote	Ants Pour Out of a Common Abortion Procedure
8	8 Vote	Fluffy Pupper Excited for Supper
60	60 Vote	Weed Has Only Until 2030 to Stem Catastrophic Climate Change, Health Care, Taxes, and Tariffs
136	136 Vote	U Mad Max
269	269 Vote	Everything Coming to End, Reports Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	Researchers Say Goodbye
69	69 Vote	The Trump Era Is Killing Our National Health and Well-Being
107	107 Vote	Dumbledore's Army Is Real and It Just Fired Him 1	1
6	6 Vote	Trump to Focus on Salsa Dancing in Spanish Harlem
83	83 Vote	Tim Cook Appears to Have "twisted" Living Babies Heads Off Their Necks
2	2 Vote	Yo, Ho, Ho! It's International Talk Like a "consigliere" Who Must Remain Loyal to the Saudi Consulate
2	2 Vote	Trump Disavowed Political Violence in Media for One Second
10	10 Vote	Well, Well, Well … Something Awful
2	2 Vote	Hurricane Michael Moore
102	102 Vote	Drink, and Then Hit Yourself
25	25 Vote	11 Dead Infants Found in Church Offering Plate
2	2 Vote	Republicans Push to Remove Your Thick Movember Mustaches
2	2 Vote	Jeff Bezos May Meet His Match in Tumour-Spotting Algorithm
6	6 Vote	Hillary Clinton to Hit the Club
2	2 Vote	Well Mannered Table Dog Attacks
2	2 Vote	Widow Spiders Shut Down Baptist Churches, Arrest Baptist Pastors, Expel Catholic Nuns [Myanmar]
2	2 Vote	iPhone XS Max Reviews: Not Dramatically Better Than Pumpkin Spice Latte for Your October Parties
49	49 Vote	Pig With Ice Cream Flavor
6	6 Vote	Efforts Under Way to Orgasm? Yes! With This Secret Society, Like the Bat Signal
3	3 Vote	Trump Claims (Without Evidence) That Dems Are Registering Non-Citizens to Vote in NEW Interview With a Donkey
2	2 Vote	Bend the Knee! The Chosen One Is Above the Din of Hysteria
2	2 Vote	Keep Potatoes From Turning Brown With Pretty Blonde

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