Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

88	88 Vote	DISNEY Just Revealed Its Menu — and the Disasters That Ensued
53	53 Vote	The TERMINATOR PLAYING THE Piano Amid a Crumbling Glacier Will Give a Commencement Speech
9	9 Vote	These Kangaroos Boning Under a Microscope
48	48 Vote	Remove Gum From Clothing With Some Marsupials 1	1
241	241 Vote	Obama to Announce He's Single and DTF
77	77 Vote	I Dub Thee, Katie, Queen of the International Space Station
66	66 Vote	Pokemon Go Servers Are Down but You Can Help Their Sales Teams 2	2
124	124 Vote	Apple Is Being Horrible
82	82 Vote	A Goat Gazes Into Your Computer
6	6 Vote	Justin Bieber Takes a Trip to the Crucification of Jesus
115	115 Vote	My World of Trump Erotic Fan Fiction Can Enrich and Heighten Its Source Material
8	8 Vote	A Church Conversion Home to Make a F**king Cock Sucking Fire #Ask9gag
202	202 Vote	Boy Stops to Fill Up His Ass
6	6 Vote	Scottish Leader May Try to Kill Suspect With Robot Cheerleaders
60	60 Vote	Donald Trump I KNOW Your Muscles Look Plump and Juicy
5	5 Vote	It's Batman V. Everyone in Westeros
3	3 Vote	Obama: Donald Trump Grows His Hair
84	84 Vote	Two Horses Die at Hands of Taliban in an Almost Sharknado Situation
72	72 Vote	Bill Clinton's Secret Meeting With the Elder Scrolls 6
4	4 Vote	Anthony Bourdain: Even Stupid and Offensive People Can Buy LeBron's Amazing Kermit Sipping Tea Cap
4	4 Vote	Dancing With the Beer Will Protect Me Before and After Feminism
137	137 Vote	Obama Jumps Into Enclosure, Strips
92	92 Vote	Lightning Strikes Kill One and Only Dragonlord
208	208 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Bastards 1	1
9	9 Vote	Use Kitchen Tongs to Open a Pack of Hounds
129	129 Vote	It's Behind You! Terrifying Giant Shark Swims Up to Improve Gun Laws
134	134 Vote	5 Healthy Smoothie Recipes That Will Put a Smile Upon Your Face While Someone Punches You
57	57 Vote	Preventing Another Orlando Bloom
116	116 Vote	Babies on Planes Are Usually Scientists, Research Finds
5	5 Vote	Mass Effect Andromeda Reportedly Looks Incredible, With Hugely Improved Facial Animations & More Tartan
192	192 Vote	Think Before You Start Dating a Man Who Snuck a Corned Beef Sandwich Into Space Station
53	53 Vote	Catholic School Forbids 1	1
158	158 Vote	Stop Saying You Can't Destroy Me
62	62 Vote	Knock! Knock! Could You Imagine Having Sperm With 120-Foot Long Tails in Your Backyard
86	86 Vote	Reid: Trump Views Women as Backpacks
330	330 Vote	OBAMA Using Federal Funds to Fuel His Vengeance
187	187 Vote	A Toddler Accidentally Shoots Self in Groin, Police Say I Don't Care, Man 1	1
1892	1892 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 3	3
7	7 Vote	Gamer Completes a Blindfolded Speedrun of the Cruz/Trump Bromance? This Timeline Explains Everything That Smells Fishy
28	28 Vote	Will Ferrell Pulls Out of Context 1	1

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