Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

51	51 Vote	Disabled Canadians Are Opting for Assisted Suicide Bomb
463	463 Vote	Girl, 17, Dies After Receiving Nachos With NO CHEESE 1	1
27	27 Vote	Stick It to Beaver
65	65 Vote	Man, 48, Dies After Being Left Empty for Decades 1	1
50	50 Vote	GOP Candidate Once Said She'd Welcome Trump's Endorsement. See Her Coffin?
103	103 Vote	It's Time to Be "Repulsive"
49	49 Vote	McDonald's Reveals Answer to Mascot Mystery Stench
19	19 Vote	Sia, After Being Struck by Vehicles 1	1
147	147 Vote	Mayor Declares State of Exquisite Misery
207	207 Vote	Great, Mom's Found the Necronomicon
96	96 Vote	BOOM! NASA Just Hit a Cat, California Officials Say Goodbye 1	1
105	105 Vote	Pet Duck Born With a Student Loan
98	98 Vote	Mars Is Littered With 15,694 Pounds of Fentanyl
196	196 Vote	We Thought We'd Die of Hunger. Now We Know About Eggs
94	94 Vote	Biden's Coronavirus Adviser Says the Word "Glass" While Looking Out of the Window
56	56 Vote	Mary Poppins Sings a Death Sentence
62	62 Vote	WATCH: Queen Elizabeth II's Death Toll
98	98 Vote	5 Fun Things to Do Today to Destroy Vital Organs
16	16 Vote	President to Take Orders From Chinese Parent Company
64	64 Vote	The Constitutional Right to Be Thrown Away 1	1
158	158 Vote	The Queen was
29	29 Vote	Rare Super Mario Cereal Could Be Causing Your Asthma, Allergies
384	384 Vote	The Queen as She Enters Her Gamer Era
180	180 Vote	The Queen Dead
39	39 Vote	It's Corn! Maryland Corn Maze Returns to Midwest Earlier Than Expected 2	2
48	48 Vote	Eliza Fletcher: Tennessee Police Confirm Body Found Is That of the Dragon. Thank God
182	182 Vote	Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte Is Back! Plus There's a New World Order 1	1
41	41 Vote	"Fuck" Belongs to Missing Man, Georgia Police Say. Now, Brother Is Charged 1	1
4	4 Vote	Eating Her Out of Construction Bags
55	55 Vote	What Is Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma? Is It Good? 1	1
157	157 Vote	Apple to Launch Nuclear Strike
70	70 Vote	A Nuclear War Between the Furries and the Fantastic Four Means Star Trek
8	8 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Jamming
138	138 Vote	President to Cancel Student Loan Cancellation
31	31 Vote	Let Me Finish, Let Me Be a Big Dud
46	46 Vote	Salt and Pepper Spray
127	127 Vote	Capitalism on a Roll, Downwards
29	29 Vote	Move Over LeBron, All Hail Thor, the Hunky Bulldog That Won the Georgia Runoff Elections
31	31 Vote	The Pizza-Paved Path to the Afghanistan War
29	29 Vote	There Ain't Enough Glue in the Boardroom 1	1

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