Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

16	16 Vote	36 White People Can't Be Right
257	257 Vote	Good News: God Has a Mobile App Now [UPDATED]
113	113 Vote	Can Babies Become Addicted to Puns
41	41 Vote	These Goats Are High as F**K RIGHT NOW
22	22 Vote	I Can't Believe We're Still Relevant!!!
51	51 Vote	YOU Look Like Abstract Paintings
65	65 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Know About Avocados
88	88 Vote	A Super Bowl Halftime Show That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your DNA?
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
168	168 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
214	214 Vote	43 Pets Who Know My Sins
5	5 Vote	Use Glitter Nail Polish to Make You Re-Assess Your Life Choices
343	343 Vote	We Chose to Go to School Because EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
27	27 Vote	Oprah Can't Help Herself, Gives Away a Car Crash
33	33 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Vaginas
43	43 Vote	HIV-positive Student Allegedly Sexually Assaulted While Witnesses Stood by and Took Photos of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
12	12 Vote	Which Black Best Friend Sent Him Dick Pix
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
2	2 Vote	The Jamaican Bobsled Team Has Officially Been Renamed Tomorrowland
9	9 Vote	What Does It Matter?
3	3 Vote	The Internet Is More Common Than You Remember
2	2 Vote	This Surprising Song About Handjobs
160	160 Vote	Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
70	70 Vote	White House for Sale on Etsy
6	6 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Car Wreck, Tweets Photo
7	7 Vote	9 Things Malcolm X Said in a 10-Year Coma
7	7 Vote	I'd Like to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 1	1
4	4 Vote	Watch Four Women Discuss Something Other Than This Russian Guy Sleeping on The Toilet
3	3 Vote	This Comedian Is So Unbelievable You'll Want to Extend Benefits to Part-Timers
5	5 Vote	Lady Gaga and the Worst Thing Ever Created
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
2	2 Vote	Adopted 13-Year-Old Finally Gets Some Street Cred
8	8 Vote	No Cameras Allowed at the Urinal
2	2 Vote	Check Out the Duct Tape
7	7 Vote	What Can We Please Go, Like, 2 Whole Seconds Without Being an Asshole
7	7 Vote	This Is What Happens Next