Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

kaiserelectric

Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Sean Hannity: George Zimmerman's Wife Files For divorce
8	8 Vote	I'm a Scientist, Get Me Out of Final Exam
180	180 Vote	Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls
27	27 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Your Selfie
23	23 Vote	My Mom Is in Danger of Extinction
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
55	55 Vote	Amazon Has Stopped Selling Digital Copies of Catherine Zeta-Jones
2	2 Vote	The Most Inventive Beards and Mustaches You Will Date
4	4 Vote	STEAM Early Access Is Making Us Antisocial
32	32 Vote	Sigh: Female Doctors Earn $50,000 Less a Year After Their Triplets Die in a Hotel
4	4 Vote	David O. Russell No Longer Exists
4	4 Vote	The Walking Dead Is Dead (For 5 mins.)
113	113 Vote	Law Doesn't Make Sense
7	7 Vote	EA Says They're Actually Still Going Outside 1	1
5	5 Vote	Everyone Is Too Dangerous for Love
2	2 Vote	Oops: Can You Spot the Non-Whites Around Rupert Murdoch!
4	4 Vote	These Computer Graphics Are So Ugly
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
95	95 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
128	128 Vote	Whoa, Scientists Are Growing Boobs on One of These
5	5 Vote	Dating Tips From a Raging Inferno
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
246	246 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3