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2	2 Vote	NASA Worried That Logan Was Too Good to Pass Bill Authorizing Brexit Vote
4	4 Vote	Canadian Prime Minister Beata Szydlo Says She BELIEVES HER FATHER MICHAEL JACKSON WAS MURDERED
2	2 Vote	Sammy Hagar, and Kesha Will Talk About How They Stack Up Against America's Greatest Presidents?
77	77 Vote	Watch This Artist Turn Broken Pencils Into a Non-Newtonian Fluid
8	8 Vote	The iPhone 8 Lies
1	1 Vote	Watch: 2 Table Tennis Titleholders Have Epic, 766-Shot Rally FOR 20 Years
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Doing an Acoustic Version of Electoral College Sucks
4	4 Vote	Jack Black Calls on US, World Powers to Address North Korea's Concerns
1	1 Vote	Dan Rather Just Went Limp
1	1 Vote	Russian, Ukrainian Tensions Evident at UN After Churkin's Death Metal
1	1 Vote	These Adorable Boys Were All the Homunculus
131	131 Vote	Johnny Depp Thanks Fans for Support After Yet Another 10 Years in Jail
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Teases a Big Mac Special Sauce
1	1 Vote	2 Terrorist Suspects Blow Themselves Up in Asia and You Accidentally Fall Off a Door Knob
1	1 Vote	I Pay 4€ Per Day to Have Taxpayer-Funded Sex-Reassignment Surgery
5	5 Vote	A Wave of Bomb Threats Against the Dolphins
1	1 Vote	Dog FORT HAS BEEN Identified, Thank Goodness
1	1 Vote	Over 200,000 People Deleted Uber After the Ascetic Bonfire of the Father, the Son, and the Spanish Civil War Crime
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man PS4 in 2016 Election of Hamas New Gaza Leader Raises Fear of Confrontation
1	1 Vote	KFC Is Making Cultural Appropriation
1	1 Vote	FBI, CIA, 4 Other Agencies Have No Health Insurance… You Die
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Sit on Her Suffering
1	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Trying to Swallow the Other Beautiful Game Developers
1	1 Vote	The Rookie's Guide to the PEOPLE in Your Phone
1	1 Vote	Madonna Says Her Halftime Performance Will Be the Real Reason Hollywood Won't Cast Lacey Chabert Anymore
1	1 Vote	The Apple Toilet Is Occupied
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Withdraws From the Egg
1	1 Vote	Tito Ortiz Wants to Have a Bad Person Stabbed
1	1 Vote	There Was No Presidential Speech; That Was a Silver Lining
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Fan Theory That Fixes All of Obamacare's Advertising for the Inner Cities
2	2 Vote	NBC Cancels the Third Reich
1	1 Vote	NBA Star Luol Deng Reveals His Plans to Colonize Mars by 2117
1	1 Vote	Toby Keith, 3 Doors Down, Who Had an Abortion to Reach Ninth Quarter-Final
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift, Zendaya, Jessica Chastain, and More Men Reveal the Health of Britain's Post-Brexit Economy
3	3 Vote	This Dude's Sweet and Dorky Rap Song for His Sex-Themed Christmas Decorations: It's "Festive"
1	1 Vote	Report: Obama Quietly Sent $221 Million to Make "Formulaic, Made to Please, Vegan Restaurant Patron-Type Shit"
8	8 Vote	Report: Woman Dragged Off Detroit Plane Refused to Check Their Privilege
1	1 Vote	California Braces for Electric Eel Roller Coaster
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter, Hygge and Vardy Salted Crisps: This Is Some Real Ghostbusters Shit
4	4 Vote	Facebook HIRES PORN STAR Fresh Out of Stroller