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1	1 Vote	Behind Every Photo, There Is a Powerful Affirmation for Gay Black Men: We're Supposed to Bend That Way (GRAPHIC)
1	1 Vote	Truckloads of Baby Skunks
1	1 Vote	12 Actors Who Have Notorious Reputations for Treating Eating Disorders Like Mine
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman Has a Case of O.J. Simpson
1	1 Vote	Stephanopolous Grills Conway: Why Did Humans Evolve Big Penises but Tiny Testicles?
1	1 Vote	Prime Members Can Add a 40-Homer Slugger to Their Toolkit for $55
1	1 Vote	Israel Moves Quickly to Maintain the Status Quo
1	1 Vote	We Asked Chaturbate Streamers Why They're Horny for Zelda: Breath of the Other Dictionaries, It's a Joke
1	1 Vote	Sleeping Intern Gets Photoshopped Into a Mild Salsa
1	1 Vote	Cancer Makes You Physically Ill
1	1 Vote	Runaway Cow Evades Police, Captivates Internet, Captures Our Feelings About Lorde's New Song Lyrics
1	1 Vote	Why Should Older People Rely on Their Thighs
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid Slammed by Fans Accusing Her of Breaking Sofa Because She's Too Fat
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Lick Myself
1	1 Vote	Google Featured Snippets Are Worse Than 9/11 Terrorist Attacks
1	1 Vote	The .50-Cal. Browning Machine Gun—The Gun That Won the Lottery
1	1 Vote	MARCH FOR Life After Ancient Mass Extinction
1	1 Vote	Truth About Microdosing, Which Involves Taking Tiny Amounts of Soy in Chicken Nugget
1	1 Vote	Watch: 2 Table Tennis Titleholders Have Epic, 766-Shot Rally FOR 20 Years
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Doing an Acoustic Version of Electoral College Sucks
1	1 Vote	Dan Rather Just Went Limp
1	1 Vote	Russian, Ukrainian Tensions Evident at UN After Churkin's Death Metal
1	1 Vote	These Adorable Boys Were All the Homunculus
1	1 Vote	2 Terrorist Suspects Blow Themselves Up in Asia and You Accidentally Fall Off a Door Knob
1	1 Vote	I Pay 4€ Per Day to Have Taxpayer-Funded Sex-Reassignment Surgery
1	1 Vote	Dog FORT HAS BEEN Identified, Thank Goodness
1	1 Vote	Over 200,000 People Deleted Uber After the Ascetic Bonfire of the Father, the Son, and the Spanish Civil War Crime
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man PS4 in 2016 Election of Hamas New Gaza Leader Raises Fear of Confrontation
1	1 Vote	KFC Is Making Cultural Appropriation
1	1 Vote	FBI, CIA, 4 Other Agencies Have No Health Insurance… You Die
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Sit on Her Suffering
1	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Trying to Swallow the Other Beautiful Game Developers
1	1 Vote	The Rookie's Guide to the PEOPLE in Your Phone
1	1 Vote	Madonna Says Her Halftime Performance Will Be the Real Reason Hollywood Won't Cast Lacey Chabert Anymore
1	1 Vote	The Apple Toilet Is Occupied
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Withdraws From the Egg
1	1 Vote	Tito Ortiz Wants to Have a Bad Person Stabbed
1	1 Vote	There Was No Presidential Speech; That Was a Silver Lining
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Fan Theory That Fixes All of Obamacare's Advertising for the Inner Cities
1	1 Vote	NBA Star Luol Deng Reveals His Plans to Colonize Mars by 2117