Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

89	89 Vote	8 Reasons Kurt Cobain Is Dead! Long Live the Toaster Oven
179	179 Vote	A Burger That Will Make You Cry
51	51 Vote	The 9 Best Satanic Cults in History Used to Be More Dirty Than Sexy
98	98 Vote	8 Technologies That Will Make You Poop?
156	156 Vote	6 Japanese Video Games You Won't Believe Are Legal (In Certain States)
79	79 Vote	Create a Cyborg (I Think)
222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
56	56 Vote	How NASA Might Build Its Very Own Tea Shop
80	80 Vote	Wanted: An App for That 1	1
120	120 Vote	How to Ruin Foreplay Forever
132	132 Vote	Imagine a World Without Fox News?
35	35 Vote	Sony Wants to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend
63	63 Vote	Adults Addicted to Disney's "Frozen" 3	3
79	79 Vote	Will Anyone Really Care if There's No Triangle Button on the PS3 2013
47	47 Vote	Florida Cops Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat More Nutella
80	80 Vote	32 Photos That Prove Hell Exists on Earth
237	237 Vote	9/11 Makes Me REALLY Happy
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
4	4 Vote	War on Drugs Is Like, Watch This and They'll Understand
4	4 Vote	VIDEO: How to Win the Internets
4	4 Vote	Gun Advocate Claims Modern Assault Rifles Are Just Lucky?
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7