Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

270	270 Vote	Anyone Care for Some Friendly Butt Play?
171	171 Vote	All Dogs Go to Mexico for Health Care
54	54 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for a "Field Flip"
17	17 Vote	A Bunch of Happy, Smiling, Fulfilled People Are Protesting In Ukraine
109	109 Vote	Cat Overlord Demands to Be Happy in the Coming year
138	138 Vote	38 Things You Can Now Legally Marry
97	97 Vote	Boys With Sisters More Likely to Start Selling Fan Fiction
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
95	95 Vote	This Pillow Promises to End All Wars
284	284 Vote	The 11 Most Disturbing Works of Monster Erotica You Can Get for Free Right Now
69	69 Vote	Bart Simpson, Child Pornography and Free Tacos
130	130 Vote	Too-Young-To-Walk 7-Month-Old Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
92	92 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered a "Unicorn Lair"
105	105 Vote	Here's an Incredible Photo of Salad
690	690 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
81	81 Vote	Your Views on the Royal Baby Dalek
181	181 Vote	Did You Know What Sucks? Your Student Loans Forever
46	46 Vote	Kanye West and Other World Leaders Will Likely Have Quite a Raspberry
160	160 Vote	How to Make Sure Future Generations of Kids Don't
37	37 Vote	These 12 British Actors Are in Bed Together
48	48 Vote	Top 10 Nude Scenes of Classic Childhood Characters
141	141 Vote	Two Alligators Topping 720 Pounds Each Caught in Gang Gunfire
276	276 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
99	99 Vote	How to Make Stuff Up. Reporter Decides to Run Away
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground