Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	CLAIM: Low-Carb Diets Can Lead to "Military Coup"
32	32 Vote	Things I Shouldn't Have Put in My Shoes
35	35 Vote	Nannies Cheaper Than Nuclear Fusion
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
85	85 Vote	It's OK for Boys or for Girls and Now, Another Educational Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
38	38 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
161	161 Vote	Why, God, Why Are These Really the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
90	90 Vote	Uh Oh: The U.S. To Have babies
346	346 Vote	Now You Can Eat Without Dying
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
108	108 Vote	Kathie Lee Gives an Impassioned Speech About Feminism Gone Wrong -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
144	144 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Time We Address the Problem
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
109	109 Vote	Update: 12 Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3