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Where Are the Perils of a Button Under His Desk

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I got one right here: what if he has a bj and she hits her head on the big red button?

Not My Midget Porn Industry

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#NotMyMidgetPornIndustry.

Make it happen.

Poker Pro Stuns Table With a F*ck Your Racist Grandma Sweatshirt

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I guess you can't bluff while he's around

Mom Catches Son Watching Porn and Misconduct Allegations

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In which order?

Harry Potter and the Psychology of Space Travel Firms

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Remember this?
It's mah favorite tome...

17 Funny Things Kids Say About Battling an Eating Disorder

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This tastes like 💩

Protesters Rally Against FCC Net Neutrality Regulations

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What a time to be alive. 🙃🙃🙃

Nudes in Comments ;

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Well well well, what ya doing here :^)

Man Accidentally Kills Himself After Vehicle Chase, Sheriff Says

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"Accidentally"

Kittens, Ya Gotta Love Steve's Hair

You Don't Need Hair to Be Fine as Sh*t

Mayor of Amsterdam Dies After Eating Gravel

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Maybe he was too high?

Zone of the Wieners

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"The Wieners Zone" would also be acceptable

Italians Aren't Allowed to Drive

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Whoever made that one up played too much Mario Kart...

Angry Steve Bannon Declares Trump Presidency

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I think he meant 'bankruptcy', but that would also do...

Milk in a Hose

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That's god

Natalie Cole's Son Dead at 69 After Battling Cancer Patient

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I'm pretty sure that cancer patient had an Australian knife. Otherwise, it's just pathetic...

Twitter Is Bringing Back the Court Jesters

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Do thier court jester had a small loan of a million dollars?

Even Science Says Women Have "a Quarter the Brainpower of Men"

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I would like to see their sources, tho

This Unicorn Went Searching for the People

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What a twist!

The Fight Against Global Warming "Deniers"

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1v1, final destination, fox only. Let's do it

Eating Fried Potatoes Linked to Marijuana

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Could it be the other way around?

Police Say 👋

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👋🏿

Facebook Wants to Battle!

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Facebook uses React.
It's super effective!

Jared Kushner DID NOT Rig US Election Result

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Tragic Baby Who Died at 75

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Such a tragedy...

Tim Cook, Jeff Bezos to Attend Funeral Dressed as Giant Penis

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You know it's tradition to dress in black at funerals....

Roses Are Red, My Name Is Kevin Bacon

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He has such a way with words...

Monsters Are Real and They Sure Are Flavorful

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Oh my~~~~

Trump Expected to Announce New Album

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From his well known group "Trump and the Trumpets"?

Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC

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I'm pretty sure that high vote count is due to Russian hackers 😉

I Ate Too Many Straight White Males

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You know what they say : you are what you eat

CIA, FBI Launch Manhunt for a Stupid Guy

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They'll never catch me alive 😜

Ivanka Trump Has Been Captured

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Oh god.

Is that Shia's revenge? 😂

Trump Is Reportedly Hitting the Nail in the Sewer in Creepy New "It" Trailer

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Down here, the walls are built

#WannaCry Ransomware Exposed as a Surreal Vaporwave Art Piece

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WOW

Pee on Your Self-Esteem

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That's how men does it!

Apple Pledges to Cut Calories

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Now introducing Apple light, now with 75% less added sugars!

People Get Offended by Scientific Discovery

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Are you sure it's not a real one?

Anyone Wanna Chat? I'm a Bus!

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VRRROOOOMMMMM
VROOOOOOM

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