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Tragic Baby Who Died at 75

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Such a tragedy...

Tim Cook, Jeff Bezos to Attend Funeral Dressed as Giant Penis

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You know it's tradition to dress in black at funerals....

Roses Are Red, My Name Is Kevin Bacon

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He has such a way with words...

Monsters Are Real and They Sure Are Flavorful

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Oh my~~~~

Trump Expected to Announce New Album

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From his well known group "Trump and the Trumpets"?

Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC

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I'm pretty sure that high vote count is due to Russian hackers πŸ˜‰

I Ate Too Many Straight White Males

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You know what they say : you are what you eat

CIA, FBI Launch Manhunt for a Stupid Guy

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They'll never catch me alive 😜

Ivanka Trump Has Been Captured

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Oh god.

Is that Shia's revenge? πŸ˜‚

Trump Is Reportedly Hitting the Nail in the Sewer in Creepy New "It" Trailer

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Down here, the walls are built

#WannaCry Ransomware Exposed as a Surreal Vaporwave Art Piece

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οΌ·οΌ―οΌ·

Pee on Your Self-Esteem

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That's how men does it!

Apple Pledges to Cut Calories

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Now introducing Apple light, now with 75% less added sugars!

People Get Offended by Scientific Discovery

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Are you sure it's not a real one?

Anyone Wanna Chat? I'm a Bus!

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VRRROOOOMMMMM
VROOOOOOM

🚌🚌🚌

This Teen Wants You to Play Atari

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But really kids, don't fiddle around with corpses

US Airline Companies Be Like B*tch Please!

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gtfo

I'll Talk About Flight Club

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I feel savage today!

How about you?

Hillary Clinton Communications

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Where all HTTP packets are dropped

Alaska Hit by a Season-Ending Foot Injury

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That source has a long ass title...

What Is Ransomware - and It's Glorious

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???
I guess my comment got hit by a ransomware...

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It Seems Crazy to Say Goodbye πŸ’Ώ

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Goodbye πŸ’Ώ

Thou'll be missed ;_;7

How Close Are We Turning Our Computers Into Racists?

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enum SkinColors = {
BLACK,
ASIAN,
WHITE,
NATIVES,
ARABS,
INDIAN,
LATINOS
}

πŸ™ƒ

Woman Shot by Jay Z

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boi.

Teaching Your Kids About GENDER

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Oh boi,
Here we go again :^)

Nintendo President: It Is Now Diabetes-Free

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Bad news guys: your switch has diabetes πŸ˜ͺ

A Sad Story in Comments. Please Help

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I've stepped on a 🐌 today.

β˜ΉοΈπŸ™πŸ˜’πŸ˜­βš°οΈβš±οΈ

Woman Run Over by Police Helicopter

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That helicopter is savage AF πŸ˜‚

πŸ’πŸΏπŸ’₯🚁

Plane Turns Into Submarine!

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... with a devastating effect!

Skin Deep: How to Delete a Comment

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Well, that's easy;
There's a trash can on each of your comments.

Click it and it's gone.

Trap Remix of Harry Potter Puppet

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You mean "trap" as in music or...

Please Save My Baby! Mum's Desperate Pleas as Newborn Died After Flying United Airlines

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I'm sorry, but your baby has been randomly selected to get off the flight.

Can't substain himself? Not my fuckin' problem πŸ˜‰

Boy, 15, Reported Missing From Austin Rivers

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I hope he'll return safely in the rivers' beds 😒

I bet the river is missing him so much.

YouTube's Biggest Star Is Donating 100% of Its Iconic Uniforms

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Is it Ubisoft iconic or truly iconic?

Breast Augmentation Remains Most Popular Breakfast Cereals

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Hey son, why won't you have Breast Augmentation for breakfast today? πŸ˜‚

22 Snarky Anniversary Cards for People With Autism

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I didn't knew Sonichu birthday cards existed.

Satoru Iwata Left His Phone Out So I Altered His Home Screen...

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I can't wait to see his reaction...

I literally can't.

If, If, If, If, If, If! Why Is a Total Disaster?

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0_o

Do You Think You Are GROUNDED!

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You are grounded for 987596737583957374738475637283747284647281098399198379402723591648 years.

Go to your room right now!