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Please Save My Baby! Mum's Desperate Pleas as Newborn Died After Flying United Airlines

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I'm sorry, but your baby has been randomly selected to get off the flight.

Can't substain himself? Not my fuckin' problem πŸ˜‰

Boy, 15, Reported Missing From Austin Rivers

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I hope he'll return safely in the rivers' beds 😒

I bet the river is missing him so much.

YouTube's Biggest Star Is Donating 100% of Its Iconic Uniforms

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Is it Ubisoft iconic or truly iconic?

Breast Augmentation Remains Most Popular Breakfast Cereals

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Hey son, why won't you have Breast Augmentation for breakfast today? πŸ˜‚

22 Snarky Anniversary Cards for People With Autism

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I didn't knew Sonichu birthday cards existed.

Satoru Iwata Left His Phone Out So I Altered His Home Screen...

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I can't wait to see his reaction...

I literally can't.

If, If, If, If, If, If! Why Is a Total Disaster?

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0_o

Do You Think You Are GROUNDED!

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You are grounded for 987596737583957374738475637283747284647281098399198379402723591648 years.

Go to your room right now!

FAKE NEWS Presenter

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Now, is it a presenter of fake news or a fake presenter that present news?

White House to Persuade Him to Die

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Ky?

We Talked to an Ancient Civilisation

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TBH, I've just walked into a library

You're Never Too Old to Sing a Song

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*Sequel to don't hug me I'm scared starts playing*

Fox Sports Illustrated

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Idk if it's old bald men posing in bikinis or furry arts 😐

Help.

Protester Sets Himself on Fire by Protester Sets

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Is this a perfect loop?

Can't Even Blink 182

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Here are your choices of methods of execution :

πŸ’£πŸ—‘πŸ’‰πŸ”ͺπŸ”«πŸΉπŸ₯‹πŸ₯ŠπŸŒͺπŸ…πŸ¦πŸπŸ’πŸΏ

I'll be waiting in the backyard...

Professor Oak: So Are You Sith, Jedi or Even Neutral?

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No more gender fluidity problems...

Checkmate, SJWs.

Selena Gomez the Producer Coming to Xbox One Controller

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Finally a game for people that have an Xbox one controller (without the console itself, that is...)

maybe not the best, but, hey, at least there's one...

Bubsy Is the New LA Chargers Coach Says He's So Excited to Say That

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What could POSSIBLY go wrong!?!?

The Original "Harry Potter" Actor, Dies at 83

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Feeling old yet?

The Inspiring Story of the Ku Klux Klan

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"Inspiring"

Kanye West Out of PokΓ©balls

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Kanye west blacked out!

Kanye west woke up next to president Trump:
"One more night, please darling"

You Can Customise the Nintendo Switch Trailer

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That's it.

No more customization. The trailer is enough.

How to Avoid Being "Swallowed Up"

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Ah, now that's an easy one!

Don't go to deviant art.

Man Fatally Struck by Lightning During Event, Finishes Anyway

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I don't think you know what "fatally" means.

My Dad Put Googly Eyes on Everything in Our Galactic Backyard

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I'm jeebus btw.

When Your Friends Are Still Alive

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... but your pet was still skinned alive ...

A Moving Poem About Millennial Life

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Roses are red,
We've never met.
So get out of mah safe space,
You fucking deplorable degenerate.
πŸ™ƒ

Apple Is Not the Hero DC Needs

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But the one they envisioned?

A Few Years Back They Told Me It's a Boy!

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Once he was a black baby boy. Now she a white blonde preteen girl.

CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES

Americans Be Like: "I Have Gum"

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dyslexics be like: "there's nothing funny about that one."

Michael Bay to Produce Movie About Cancer

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Boom!

Remains of the Iconic Red Solo Cup, Robert Hulseman, Has Died

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Even in death you're not saved from dying.

PS4 Getting the His Ears Pierced

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Whoa, watch out! We got a rebel over here...

Sex Shop Employees Chase Off Armed Robber by Throwing Dildos at Him

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3 sources, same headline.

I think headlines aren't original anymore

When I Suddenly Came Across a Meme Now What? Can I Watch It?

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You'll need a special memes permit to do that, sorry 😐

Hundreds of Jobs Obsolete

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Welp, better replacing them,
then...

When Your Trying to Stop Republican Healthcare Cuts

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*you're

Nintendo Says Switch Preorders Start in Infancy

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What? You're already born?

Then it's already over: no preorders for you!

How Do I Avoid Getting My Life <3

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Ky?

We Finally Have Proof That Christian Things Explode Too Much

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Remember when we found out Jesus was a nuke in disguise?

What a great time it was.