Headline Smasher

Oh my~~~~

From his well known group "Trump and the Trumpets"?

I'm pretty sure that high vote count is due to Russian hackers 😉

You know what they say : you are what you eat

They'll never catch me alive 😜

Oh god.

Is that Shia's revenge? 😂

Down here, the walls are built

ＷＯＷ

That's how men does it!

Now introducing Apple light, now with 75% less added sugars!

Are you sure it's not a real one?

VRRROOOOMMMMM
VROOOOOOM

🚌🚌🚌

But really kids, don't fiddle around with corpses

gtfo

I feel savage today!

How about you?

Where all HTTP packets are dropped

That source has a long ass title...

???
I guess my comment got hit by a ransomware...

Goodbye 💿

Thou'll be missed ;_;7

enum SkinColors = {
BLACK,
ASIAN,
WHITE,
NATIVES,
ARABS,
INDIAN,
LATINOS
}

🙃

boi.

Oh boi,
Here we go again :^)

Bad news guys: your switch has diabetes 😪

I've stepped on a 🐌 today.

☹️🙁😢😭⚰️⚱️

That helicopter is savage AF 😂

💁🏿💥🚁

... with a devastating effect!

Well, that's easy;
There's a trash can on each of your comments.

Click it and it's gone.

You mean "trap" as in music or...

I'm sorry, but your baby has been randomly selected to get off the flight.

Can't substain himself? Not my fuckin' problem 😉

I hope he'll return safely in the rivers' beds 😢

I bet the river is missing him so much.

Is it Ubisoft iconic or truly iconic?

Hey son, why won't you have Breast Augmentation for breakfast today? 😂

I didn't knew Sonichu birthday cards existed.

I can't wait to see his reaction...

I literally can't.

0_o

You are grounded for 987596737583957374738475637283747284647281098399198379402723591648 years.

Go to your room right now!

Now, is it a presenter of fake news or a fake presenter that present news?

Ky?

TBH, I've just walked into a library