Headline Smasher

*Sequel to don't hug me I'm scared starts playing*

Idk if it's old bald men posing in bikinis or furry arts 😐

Help.

Is this a perfect loop?

Here are your choices of methods of execution :

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I'll be waiting in the backyard...

No more gender fluidity problems...

Checkmate, SJWs.

Finally a game for people that have an Xbox one controller (without the console itself, that is...)

maybe not the best, but, hey, at least there's one...

What could POSSIBLY go wrong!?!?

Feeling old yet?

"Inspiring"

Kanye west blacked out!

Kanye west woke up next to president Trump:
"One more night, please darling"

That's it.

No more customization. The trailer is enough.

Ah, now that's an easy one!

Don't go to deviant art.

I don't think you know what "fatally" means.

I'm jeebus btw.

... but your pet was still skinned alive ...

Roses are red,
We've never met.
So get out of mah safe space,
You fucking deplorable degenerate.
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But the one they envisioned?

Once he was a black baby boy. Now she a white blonde preteen girl.

CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES

dyslexics be like: "there's nothing funny about that one."

Boom!

Even in death you're not saved from dying.

Whoa, watch out! We got a rebel over here...

3 sources, same headline.

I think headlines aren't original anymore

You'll need a special memes permit to do that, sorry 😐

Welp, better replacing them,
then...

*you're

What? You're already born?

Then it's already over: no preorders for you!

Ky?

Remember when we found out Jesus was a nuke in disguise?

What a great time it was.

I don't think you got how much Hillary was corrupted...

You can say that again

I lov mems,,, I rly doo!

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The true spirit of Christmas :^)

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This is how a lolcat do to say "I wanna die"

To get also killed?

Wake up.

Long live poutine, I guess