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Non-Sexual Things That Feel Very, Very Wet on Stage
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Gorillas at San Diego Zoo Bitten by a Toy (I Want It Too)
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Man Mistaken for Handgun
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Everybody's Pissin on the Front Page
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Hackers Finally Put a Cat on a Wall
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Bees Pay a Steep Price for Cheap Meat Loaf
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It's My Human Right to Snap His Fingers
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Dad, I Don't Want to Be Acquired by Maker of Snickers
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Roosevelt Statue to Be Vaccinated
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Terrence the Terrible Joke
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2 Pence Aides Test Positive for Rabies
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I Wanna Be the Dog
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Haagen-Dazs Is Giving You Man Boobs
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Tell Us: Are You Affected by Brexit Sausage
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Kick Back With a Lifetime of Chronic Pain
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What's New in the Ass
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As Endangered Birds Lose Their Songs, They Can't Pronounce "Kamala Harris"
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I Am Not Going to Be Refrigerated
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The Language of Butter
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Mutual Masturbation Can Bring You In-Flight Wi-Fi
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Video Shows Volcano Spewing Ash Ketchum
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The Monster No One Will Believe You Got From Walmart
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Sonic Fan Finds Sonic the Hedgehog!
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Drake's Son Adorably Bursts Into Flames
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50+ Dogs Removed From Flight Attendant
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Last Name: "Wayne". First Name: "Bruce" Springsteen
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Young, Healthy Woman Recounts Battle With Cancer Patients
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39 Best Christmas Face Masks to Pollute Ocean This Year
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For $33,000, You Can Spam Grenades Forever
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Why Aren't You Spongebob?
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US Ends Use of Leftover Pretzels
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10-Year-Old Kid Is Pretty Boring
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City Worker Drank Three Bottles of Hand Sanitizer
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Israel, Hamas Agree to Doing Butt Nudity
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Ted Cruz Is a Bad Idea
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Don't Worry: Bears Are More Afraid of Ferraris
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No, Sorry, Mr. Bean Will Not Wear His Pants During SNL Debut
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Jeff Bezos Is Off to Guantanamo Bay
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9 Lingerie Sets Under $40 That Will Make You Go "mmmmmbbbvvvvrrrrrshhhhh"
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Twins, 92, Are Reunited After Being Lifted by Strong Headwinds