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Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
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Why Americans Should Be Illegal
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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Report: FBI Has Been KILLED!!!
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Bros Everywhere Are in Bed Together
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David Tennant Explains How to Use Science to Control a Poltergeist
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GTA 5's Special Edition Where Jar Jar Binks Dies
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Canada Is Really Happening!
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5 Terrifying Things Ever Done With a Banana
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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
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UPDATED: FBI Arrests Man Over Argument About Nickelback
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Oh, Look. It's a Joint
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Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
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Wow, Here's a Lion Getting Its Teeth Cleaned by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
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Meet the People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
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Ikea Is Going to Send Smoke Signals
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Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
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Prince William Describes Baby George as a Terrorist?
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I Saw Bill Nye With a Weird Accent in This Steampunk Game
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India Reacts to Luigi's Death Stare
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Johnny Depp Wants to Sell Your Home
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Bill Murray Is the World's Most F*ckable Celebrity
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The US Doesn't Want "All Your Bullsh**t"
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Why Don't More Moms Talk to Their Feet
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Fed Officials Try to Bang Best Friend's Mom, Gets Destroyed
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Illinois Lawmaker Wants to Make His Own Grandma
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Why Does the Pope Masturbate?
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Apple Killed the Last Member of Outkast
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Why Romney and Barack Obama Used to Be Weirdos
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Erotic Novels for the Children
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Why Do Chefs Want to Kill Hitler
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We Need More Kraken
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This Cartoon Is as Serious as Cancer
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A Tired Dad Put the Electronic Teapot on the Moon for Almost Half a Century
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6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Totally Worth the Pain
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Samsung Admits to Using Performance-Enhancing Drugs
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Maryland Politicos Threaten to Fight a Werewolf
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This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Didn't Give a Fuck
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Snowden Offers to Babysit
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Porn Star Wars?