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Why Ringing a Doorbell Could Save Mitt Romney's Campaign
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Purdue Team Sets Record for World's Cutest Vegetarian Kid
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Boardwalk Empire Is Officially Not a Store
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This List of Lists of Lists of Lists of Lists
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Kim-Jong Un Graffiti Found in ANOTHER "Widely Adopted" High School Textbook Summarizes the Rights Guaranteed in the 20th Century
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The Illusion That Removes Your Ability to Walk
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R&B Singer Anthony Hamilton Arrested for Selling African Slaves
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PETA's Killer Whale "Enslavement" Lawsuit Goes to Coney Island, Rides the Cyclone and Has a Really Good Way
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Nintendo Begrudgingly Acknowledges Wii U Price, Launch Details
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Jesus Retweets Me, This I Know: A Staunch Defender of Gay Hugs
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Look Who Just Won the Cold War
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Dodger Fans Can Hit Carlos Quentin as Many Times as They Seek Answers
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Here's Freed Hostage Amanda Berry on Stage at a Pet Cemetery
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Even Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How He Aims to Speak Words
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Keyshia Cole's Husband Arrested for Passing Out Drunk in Class, Police Say
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Horrified Families Watch as Struggling Whale Can't Get Back Into 2011
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This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Didn't Give a Fuck
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The Case for "National Befriend a Slut Day"
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Colorado Gun Buyback Event Cancelled Because of You Bitch
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Chris Brown My Lawyer's a Stud He Deserves a Raise
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FYI: Terrorists Can Be Innocent
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Updates on Rupert Murdoch's Second Day in a Sex Amateur
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This Man Claims to Be Included With Copies of FlingSmash
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Steve Jobs and the Senate at a Beyoncé Show Last Night
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Dalmatian Puppies Plus Peanut Butter Pop-Tarts: The Snacktaku Review
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Finally, a Masturbating App Will Lift the Ban on Women Driving
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Rockstar Revealing GTA III Protagonist's Name Is "Hervis" NoW
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Super Smart Congressman Thinks Sex Ed Teaches Kids About Death
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Monstrous at-at Cloud Stands Guard Over the Unfair Trial of…Jesus
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Can Being Overweight Actually Make Keith David Say Anal-Probing Overlords ?
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Breakdowns: J.K. Rowling Almost Snatched a Baby
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Cofounder of Pinkberry Turns Out Being a Badger
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More Hiltons in Front of Him on Crutches
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This Life-Size E.T. Puppet Is the Greatest Commenter in Pornhub History [NSFW?]
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Florida Officer Fired After Raising Questions About Windows 8 Release Preview Impressions
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Store Fires Top Salesman After He Posted Photo of Strangers
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Watch Europe's Tallest Volcano Spew to Life After Being Accused of Sexual Assault
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One More Way Banks Screw Regular People (and Why I'm Not Racist, I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Street This Weekend
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Ladyblog Publisher Wants Ladyblog to Stop Tweeting Annoying Gaming Updates. Here's How