Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	8th Grader Suspended and Arrested for Plotting Assassination on U.S. Consulate Denies Responsibility 1	1
115	115 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Make Farming Sustainable 1	1
79	79 Vote	Hope Will Never Be a Good Thing
8	8 Vote	Middle Schooler Dies After Becoming Beached
7	7 Vote	Horse_Ebooks Has Been Fired
6	6 Vote	The House Chaplain Is Starting to Offer Special TF2 Items
70	70 Vote	Man Found Headless and Handless Killed by Poisoned coffee 1	1
7	7 Vote	"Teenage Exorcists" Explain the Dangers of Contraception
8	8 Vote	17 Background Actors Who Have Suddenly Changed Their Diapers
137	137 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Be a Lot of Mud
82	82 Vote	Georgia Teen Sues School After Being Targeted by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
4	4 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Terrifying Clown
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
2	2 Vote	Terrifying White Nationalist City Slowly Forming in North Korea
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
32	32 Vote	Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage
195	195 Vote	Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
120	120 Vote	A Twist That Will Make You Hail Satan
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
135	135 Vote	Prince William Describes Baby George as a Weak leader
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
57	57 Vote	Justin Bieber Continues Worldwide Search for Alien Civilizations
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
64	64 Vote	Cee-Lo Was Charged With Homicide After Killing Homeless Man, Running Over Four More In SUV
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
7	7 Vote	School Janitor Wins Internet With A Cat
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
4	4 Vote	So You're Bored of Whoredom
2	2 Vote	Does Your Gamertag Have Herpes? Beware Xbox Live Changes
217	217 Vote	GOP Continues to Ruin Everything
8	8 Vote	You Are Suffering From Future Rob Schneider Movies
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
8	8 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to America