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Canadians, Please Come Pick Up Thor's Hammer

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They have a shot.

Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance

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Uh-oh. I think that, with the last bit... "BroBible" is a bit mistaken. I'm pretty sure the actual lyrics are "Everybody Knows Shit's Fucked," which would be a song claiming that 9/11 was an inside job.

A Dragon Comes

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What the Internet Makes Worse

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Everything?

10 Celebrities Who Have Accomplished More Than a Fruit Fly

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More than expected.

Japan's Getting a Sequel!

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No.
No.
No.
No.

4Chan User Threatens to Expose Iggy Azalea's Sex Tape, Demands Apology

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Headline's not fake.

Efforts to Fight Ebola Patients

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Well, they *are* growing stronger.

Inventory: 15 Ways to Make Popcorn a Lot Gayer

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1. Popcorn bucket trick
2. Rainbow popcorn
3. Glitter popcorn

And much, much more!

I'm Donating Sperm to My Hairline

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Please don't.

Bond With Your Mortal Enemy

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Multiple ways to read this.

White Women Are More Popular Than Head Lice

narkysawtooth

I would think so, yes.

A New York City to Shut the Fuck Up Forever

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Sweet, another "Shut The Fuck Up Forever" smash.

It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever

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It really is.

Her Daughter Merges

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And now, what she did to survive...
Is nothing...
Compared to what she'll do...
For revenge...

French Scientist Claims Bras Are Upon Us

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Quickly! Take off your bra! For SCIENCE!

Twitter CEO Admits "We Suck at Dealing With Abuse and Trolls"

narkysawtooth

They're both the same headline!

Don't Be Fooled … She Has Not Aged Since 1976

narkysawtooth

Hmmm. Would it be better with the bit about a grandma?

Study Proves Gamers Are Not Particularly Shiny

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I guess I'll put the pokeball down.

Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee

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But... That's the headline. Just with "Map:" on the front.

Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis

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Michael Bays directs.

Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES

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Nooooo D=

Netflix Has Threatened to Arrest Me for Using a PS1 Controller

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Because you got threatened for this, here's some other things you might like getting threatened over: