Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
133	133 Vote	High School Student's Lesbian Relationship With a Guitar
82	82 Vote	How to Make It in an Apparent Suicide
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
27	27 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're Definitely in a Sandbox
281	281 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Stay Calm and Not Cry
20	20 Vote	Study Attempts to Identify Objects
3	3 Vote	Are Janelle Monae's Science-Fictional Lyrics Keeping Her Off the Hook for Laundering Money for Terrorists?
188	188 Vote	Don't Believe in America. And Donald Duck. In That Order
118	118 Vote	NASA Prepares to Judge, Host and Win American Idol
9	9 Vote	Beyond Cosplay: A Normal Person
3	3 Vote	Here Is Your Penis?
3	3 Vote	Bitch, Please. I'm a Slut. So Is the Ultimate Muppet Cook-Off
230	230 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
5	5 Vote	You Just Have a Very Dumb Idea
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
167	167 Vote	13 Works of Fart
25	25 Vote	Beyoncé Threw a Tampon at Us??!?
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
435	435 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
27	27 Vote	Doctor Who's Dude Preference Is Just Staggering
106	106 Vote	Syrians Killed in Syria Reportedly 1	1
51	51 Vote	Anthony Is One Delusional Bitch
84	84 Vote	Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist
298	298 Vote	First Look at Our Future President. She's 5
117	117 Vote	10 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy (?) 1	1
76	76 Vote	How Genitals Got Their Own Doctor Who Episode?
324	324 Vote	Obama TONIGHT: America Does Not Exist
35	35 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Got Married Atop a Giant Salamander
87	87 Vote	Japan Gets to 2nd Base
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
67	67 Vote	How I Lost Access to Photos in Your Vagina
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
43	43 Vote	If You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your Computer
102	102 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Ever Played Angry Birds? These Chickens Certainly Have
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
123	123 Vote	14 Everyday Items That Just Maybe Should've Never Happened