Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Continues
2	2 Vote	How to Tell the Truth
230	230 Vote	I'm Looking for a Pair of Tits 2	2
2	2 Vote	6 Dark Secrets Harbored by Your Classroom Assignments
8	8 Vote	5 Players in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas KILL
79	79 Vote	Nothing Prepared Her for Dinner
2	2 Vote	Best Game About Bunnies in a Post-Apocalyptic RPG With Hip Hop Artists
9	9 Vote	Join the Fight Against Sleep
2	2 Vote	I Hate Music Festivals
102	102 Vote	Masturbating in the Air 4	4
142	142 Vote	15 Dogs Who Are Sick of Batman's Shit
9	9 Vote	Today Is the Worst
25	25 Vote	26 Hilarious Truths About Hurting Yourself (A Cutter's Perspective)
62	62 Vote	Man in Jail. He Was Bait
101	101 Vote	Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
369	369 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
2	2 Vote	Beware: Sex Toy "To Fight Female Circumcision"
160	160 Vote	If Michael Bay Directed a Porno 1	1
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3
140	140 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Stuff
6	6 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Reveals a New American Horror Story: "Birth."
114	114 Vote	This Is One Delusional Bitch 1	1
2	2 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Crimes Committed by Senior Citizens
2	2 Vote	10 Real Survival Guides for Wildly Improbable Situations
2	2 Vote	Dress as Slutty as You Think
2	2 Vote	The 4 Greatest Things Accomplished by Dead Bodies
4	4 Vote	The First Time Travel
9	9 Vote	The 6 Stupidest Things Ever Discovered
5	5 Vote	Apple Has Hired a Crack Addict
65	65 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Mom + 1	1
4	4 Vote	The Most Terrifying Mouths in Nature
4	4 Vote	6 Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)
142	142 Vote	Get Ready for Some Reason
3	3 Vote	Is It Really Obvious
6	6 Vote	Five Songs I Sing to My Stomach
7	7 Vote	How Not to Cry
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26