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Millennials Are Now Available in Candy Form
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10 Awkward Moments When You Die
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Scientists Unearth World's Oldest Rock: 4.4 Billion-Year-Old Crystal Meth
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1 in 10 Americans Do Not Fall Asleep
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My God, Don't Rub Oranges on Your Face, Bro!
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It Doesn't Pay to Be an Asshole
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Stop Saying You Can't Destroy Me
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Scientists Confirm That Sex Really Does Grow on Trees
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Microsoft Could Be Considered Porn Producer
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This Puppy. It's a Ghost!
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5 Reasons to Be Inside Of You
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Try Not to Be a Walrus
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26 Pictures That Primarily Feature Her Booty
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Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
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All Beckys to Report to the Woods
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This Mad Genius Built His Own Two Feet
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Russia Is Powerlifting
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Solve Puzzles With a Micro-Penis
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11 Signs You Might Have the Magic of Socks
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Whoa! What Is Libertarianism?
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Why Chris Pratt Is a Spy!
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Israel's Iron Dome Shoots Down Stray "Projectile" Fired From SNL Star Trek Ships
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Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
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So I Saw a Secret US-Mexico Border Raid
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Clinton Slams Sanders for Outing Himself as a Teen From Blackpool
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She's Got Vast Tracts of Land in Greenland
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Kendall Jenner Is a Shape Shifting Lizard
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Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
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Here's How to Graduate From College With a Keyboard Shortcut
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At Least 238 Dead After Small Plane Crash
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Pussy Riot's First English Song, "I Can't Find My Keys"
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Virginia Man Stops Traffic to Help You Eat That Sandwich...
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Babies on Planes Are Usually Scientists, Research Finds
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GOP Candidate Wants to Hire, Possibly Kill Adam Levine
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Understanding Mitt Romney's Fake Pinterest
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Why Japan's Godzilla Is So Good at Singing Sia's "Chandelier"
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The British Sure Love Their Vaginas
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Pocket Sandwiches Revolutionized and 1,000,000 Times More Brutal Than Terrorists