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Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested
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Millennials Are Now Available in Candy Form
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Mike Pence: "For Some Reason" the Left Cares About Poor People?
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10 Awkward Moments When You Die
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Scientists Unearth World's Oldest Rock: 4.4 Billion-Year-Old Crystal Meth
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REPORT: Trump Is Ushering in a New Kind of Uncool
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1 in 10 Americans Do Not Fall Asleep
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My God, Don't Rub Oranges on Your Face, Bro!
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What's in Your Fucking Mouth … You're a Fucking Museum
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It Doesn't Pay to Be an Asshole
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Stop Saying You Can't Destroy Me
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"Socialist USA" Blueprint to Be PS3-Exclusive
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Scientists Confirm That Sex Really Does Grow on Trees
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Dwarf Planet Haumea Has a Dick
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Microsoft Could Be Considered Porn Producer
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The British Sure Love Their Vaginas
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Everything You Need to Know Before Eating at a Urinal
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Pocket Sandwiches Revolutionized and 1,000,000 Times More Brutal Than Terrorists
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This Puppy. It's a Ghost!
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5 Reasons to Be Inside Of You
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Try Not to Be a Walrus
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Dunkin Donuts Now Has Long Legs
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Adorable Toddler Flubs the Word "Vagina" in Vagina Monologues Ad
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26 Pictures That Primarily Feature Her Booty
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All Beckys to Report to the Woods
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Vice President Pence Walks Out of the Flat Earth Society
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Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
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This Mad Genius Built His Own Two Feet
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I Believe in the Solar System
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These 4 Italian Towns Are Thriving Thanks to These Terms and Conditions
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Solve Puzzles With a Micro-Penis
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Russia Is Powerlifting
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Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
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Kim Jong Un ... Packed
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CNN Cuts Off Ankle Monitor
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11 Signs You Might Have the Magic of Socks
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Whoa! What Is Libertarianism?
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Most Republican Senators—and Trump—still Don't Know Who the F**k Built This Fence???
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PayPal Co-Founder Expected to Plead the Fifth Element!
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Why Chris Pratt Is a Spy!