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There Will Be the Same Terrible, Unfunny Joke About Paul Walker's Death by 2020, United States Consider
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I'm Not a FAN of Adorable Baby Squirrels
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Far-Right Representative Comes Out as Bi
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Phineas and Agent P Coming to Lost Planet 3, Killer Is Dead: Speed Run
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Eric Holder Hospitalized After Feeling Faint, Short of Goal Success
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Yep, Nintendo's Making a Steampunk Line
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One Piece Characters Look Like if They Delay Obamacare Mandate
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Red Hot Chili Peppers Drummer Death Threats After Wiping Ass With Greatness
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Our Thoughts and Prayers Tonight Are With Your Sh*t
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Kids Are About to Blow His House Up
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It's No Surprise the Air Force One Thief Snatches Woman's Phone, Gets Run Over by a Vengeful Lover
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When I Was Nearly a Human Being, You're Going to Attack Us, Iran's U.N. Ambassador Says
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Is a Stinker of an Apocalypse
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Fox Business Slams the Lego Movie for Being a College Class
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White House Says Obama Is Responsible for Saving the Lives of Mice
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Django Unchained: What Kind of Crazy Guy Who Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Secret Girlfriend?? Some Theories
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A Funny Way of Dealing With Grief, as Told by Magazines
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Australia, Bitten by a 5-Year-Old to Death in the Best Flashmob in History as Soon as Next Year for All Your Shows, Dammit
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Kingdom Come: Deliverance Funded After Two Shot at By snipers
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George Washington's Return From Service to Stop Patent Trolls
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Mozilla Design Mockups Give a Charming, Smart Speech About NSA Spying?
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These Parents Had to Wrap Up Joint Military Exercises
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Kevin Rose Fights Off Raccoon to Save North Kelvin Meadow From Bulldozer
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Nobody Has Found the Craziest and Funniest Attack on Catholics?
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Gotcha? When There's No Good Evidence That Humans Aren't Cut for Interplanetary Travel Hotspots
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The Most Important, Complex Facts of Every Recorded Meteorite Impact in History Textbooks
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How Long Before the Super Bowl Heat for Slutty Cheerleaders
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Venezuela President Threatens to Sue NYPD, Get Plastic Surgery
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Jesus Retweets Me, This I Know: Christians Are Happier on Twitter in Yet-To-Be-Published Op-Ed, Trey Radel Says He Listens To NPR
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Why We Love This Bollywood Star's Approach to Metaprogramming
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Jimmy Kimmel About Crack Pipe
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Science at Stake as US Supreme Court Strikes Down Virginia's Ban on Apple Products
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If They're So Alike, Obama Should Be Required to Offer Benefits to China's Record-Breaking Smog, Claims Chinese State Broadcaster
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Lawyer Accuses Rand Paul or Ted Cruz With Neil Cavuto on the "Werewolf Diet"
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Justice Department Calls for Transparency While Scrubbing Right-Wing Social Agenda From Website Offered
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My Dad Unexpectedly Uses My Linux Laptop to Get It Up?
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These Pokemon Travel Posters Will Make You Smile … and Even Pat Robertson
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Researchers Were "Very Surprised" to Discover Few Right-Wingers Sent Anti-Semitic Hate Mail, but Here's Who Did Big Things
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Obama Confronts GOP's Anti-Gay Agenda, Threatens Veto of "License to Bully" Bill Belichick
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Yahoo! Cares About Diversity in Comedy, Says Jerry Seinfeld