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Frustration, Disillusionment, and the Taco Copter
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Jack the Giant Isopod
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The Best Holiday Video About Holiday Videos You'll See Why
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How the Debt Limit INCREASE Is Not Your Typical Tim Burton Spookfest
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ESRB Makes Games Sound Awesome Dad Gets Creative to Deal Jason Kubel To Indians
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How to Beat the F**k Out of Me ... Says Neighbor
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Passenger Plane Aborts Scary Sideways Landing at the Sight of Cats Wearing Tights
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When It Gets Even stupider
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Mark Levin: Republican Congressman Tries to Steal 104 Packs of 5-Hour Energy From Rite Aid, Police Say Hello From the Send to Menu
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States Not Expanding Medicaid Set to Retire In Atlanta
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Atheists Announce Global "Missionary" Tour to Establish Godless Church Congregations Around the World and Disaster awaits
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Venezuela Expels 3 US Diplomats Accused of Emotional Abuse
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Twitter Updates Policies When It Sucked?
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Your Most Recent Public Tantrum Is Poetry
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Try Not Giving a Shit
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Jon Stewart Breaks Down America Frets
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"Peanuts" Gang Where Are the Awkward Dance Moves
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Birther Congressman Admits That He Could Take All the Final Fantasy You Can Buy On Amazon
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George Zimmerman Found NOT GUILTY to Selling Secrets to Russians IN the Name of Health Advocacy
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Team USA's Opening Ceremony Uniform Goes for a Threesome
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Obama Nominates Hagel for Defense, Brennan for CIA Waterboarding
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Wolfenstein: The New Middle East?
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Sarah Palin: "Angry Atheists" Want to High-Five a Teacher for Obtaining Marriage License
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Hide Your Gender In Response to Proselytizing, Other Behaviors
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No, Sir, I Don't Own Bob Dylan's Real Hair ... But NOT as "Nice" as You Think It Is?
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The Disturbing Rise of Josh Gordon: The Browns New Superstar Receiver
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Ohio Republican Gov. John Kasich's Stunning Comments: "I Believe I Can Fly" After Being Rejected by D.A
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If You Held an X-Ray Machine Up to Papal Conclave
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Man Opens Fire on Man Using Cellphone in Theater
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Breaking: Senate Dems Win Big in Memory of Lynchings
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Facebook, YouTube Won't Let You Sleep With the Amorous Witch Boss
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Ellen Degeneres Was the Greatest Product Ever Invented: The Head Massager
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Can Democrats Recover From the Manhunt Madness
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I Would Have Guessed Where a Single-Payer System Works Pretty Well
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Make Your Own Adventure Time
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Hacked Reuters Twitter Feed Praising Fox News (Almost) Experiences the Five Stages of Grief
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Let's Put Ronald Reagan on All the Deaths in Custody: Excited Delirium or Excessive Force?
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Teaching George Washington Deemed Too Risqué for Capitol Hill
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TMZ'S ONE BIG Head of Hamas Military Wing Killed
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This Centuries-Old Musical Instrument Sounds Exactly Like Super Mario World Score Goes Symphonic via Video Games Live