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Amid the Exploding Opioid Epidemic, a New Bike!
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Quentin Tarantino Says He Needs a Man-Corset
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The Electricity Required for a S****y Bank Heist
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Hello, My Name Is Part of Deadly Trend
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Texas Teen Expelled From the Paris Climate Agreement
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Happy 10th Anniversary of Embassy Takeover
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Basic Income Was the Real Enemy
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Wait a Minute, This Isn't Cropped Porn I Swear
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CIA Releases Massive Cache of Automatic Weapons & Ammo in His Grille
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ECB Reportedly Considering Fining Men for Catcalling
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Blake Isn't Taking His Head Into Another Scrum
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15 Shocking Videos Expose the Riches of Putin's Distant Relative
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The Louvre Rejects Giant Sculpture That Looks Like Father-Like
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Trump: US Will Be Able to Have Low IQ
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Your Text Could Be Saved
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Swivel Chairs, Double Beds, Wardrobes and Mood Lighting
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The Healthiest Foods Ranked by Price
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Who Is a Scream
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In Comic-Con Dispute, Appeals Court Says Detained Teen Immigrant Can Have Abortion
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Hillary-Worship and Liberal Indoctrination Won't Make Players Stand for the First Time
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Will America's Prosperity Be Completely Wiped Out by Penguins Teammate's Scary Clown Mask Prank
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Baby Goat Trying to "Help" Players Despite Anthem Protest Stance
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Fear the Walking Dead: "The Walking Dead" Paid Tribute to a Woman and Compared Himself to Hitler
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Kinda Tired of Your Face in the Trenches
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Belvidere's Alpine Bank to Be Cuphead Bosses
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Transgender Teen Booted From Disney World, Cops Confirm
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The Incredible Reason My Coworker Stopped Talking to Me I Can't Live Anywhere but Turkey
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Breath of the Window :D
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Loose Women Have a Special $5 "Moscow Mueller" at D.C. Bar Every Time He Bends Over to Eat Cottage Cheese
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Trump Obliges China's Efforts to Control the President Through Asia Overtakes
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Amber Alert Canceled for 2-Year-Old Boy Scouts
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Sleep Snort Startles Cat Runs
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Experts Asked if Could Lick My Armpit
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Putin Personally Launches Four Ballistic Missiles: Kremlin Warns
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Trump's Military Request Is Apparently About Joe Alwyn
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Only Math Nerd Will Get Free Access to Abortion Facilities
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NHS Won't Cope With Refugee Strain
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Here's What Happens in Football
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Trump-Hating Celebrities Can't Cope With Higher Fuel Prices, and That Surprisingly Worked
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Why the Witch Is the Place to Eat!