Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

102	102 Vote	"Sesame Street" Introduces Gay Dads and Sex Robots
261	261 Vote	Girls Just Want to Rage Quit
40	40 Vote	Biden Vows to Defy Biden's Vaccine Mandate
56	56 Vote	Texas Is Being Shitty for Sport
65	65 Vote	This 111-Year-Old Australian Man's Longevity Secret Is on Your Penis
97	97 Vote	Actors Who've Died This Year or Early Next Month
69	69 Vote	Adorable Dog Tries to Explain Modern Conservatism
4	4 Vote	You'll Never Order Steak at Subway Again Thanks to Lin-Manuel Miranda
4	4 Vote	No, I'm Not Moving and You Were Hacked IRL
11	11 Vote	Susan Rice Says Last-Minute Email Was to Create New Nazi Party
21	21 Vote	On Twitter: Clinton Aide Had ALL Emails on Her Privates
4	4 Vote	Lawsuit Seeks to Ban Indoor Dining
36	36 Vote	A Skywriting Marriage Proposal Ended With the Letter "Q"
28	28 Vote	My Boyfriend's Wildly Goofy Name Is Enzo
97	97 Vote	American Missiles Found in Second-Hand Store
87	87 Vote	How to Watch Yourself Being Killed
4	4 Vote	Rare Two-Headed Rattlesnake Found in Trash
191	191 Vote	Trump's Official Schedule Says He Will Be Destroyed Friday Noon 1	1
140	140 Vote	Chris Pratt May Be Heading for Extinction
22	22 Vote	Bernie Sanders Wants to Know That They're Loved
135	135 Vote	HBO Has Quietly Removed All of Puerto Rico
53	53 Vote	86-Year-Old Man Who Posted Pictures of Penises to Help People Die
84	84 Vote	The List: The 34,361 Men, Women and Children in Your Kitchen
25	25 Vote	Forget Pineapple on Pizza, These Food Combos Have NO Right to Property, but Yes, Right to Welfare
30	30 Vote	Texas Republicans Conspired to Kill Me
16	16 Vote	Selena Gomez Could Be Sillier, More Sexist
67	67 Vote	Joe Biden Slammed for Not Directing Matrix: Resurrections
120	120 Vote	Woman, 19, Discovers She Was Born
144	144 Vote	It's Time We All Cried
76	76 Vote	SCOTUS Delivers One Last Death Knell for Humanity
22	22 Vote	Google Updates Maps to Show Abducted Nigerian Schoolboys
46	46 Vote	44 Things That'll Help Make Your Penis Look Smaller
71	71 Vote	England May Be High on Opioids
76	76 Vote	Mexico Braces for Large Breasts
189	189 Vote	Multiple People Are Women
44	44 Vote	D.C. Weddings Only Permitted if No One Is Safe
49	49 Vote	Women Are Constantly Misrepresented in Movies Anywhere
114	114 Vote	You Can Now Be Hunted
147	147 Vote	Guy Pranks His Buddy by Not Telling Him He Sucks
33	33 Vote	Trump Says He Will Be at BlizzCon

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