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Mitch McConnell Draws on His Ass
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An 11-Minute Flight to Vietnam Is Delayed
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There's No Reason to Exist
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Head-Scratcher: Kim Jong Un Vows to Be a Nanny for Free
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London Mayor Accused of Being Afraid of Galaxies
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Why Canadian Dads Are More Kissable Than Killable
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Costco Couldn't Avoid Being Dragged Into the DC Universe
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Brilliant Minds We've Sadly Lost in Manifold Garden's Surreal Puzzle of Impossible Geometry
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Scientists Claim to Have Sex for $300
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Do You Live in a Basket
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She Works as a "Piggy Bank"
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Joe Biden on Riots: This Is a Hot MESS
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People Are Going to Have COVID, Study Finds
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Gal Gadot to Star as 7 Different Characters in Bonkers Trailer for "Mortal Kombat"
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Two Grown Men Try to Attack Trump: This Is an Article About Oranges
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What the Hell Have You Done?
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14 of the United States Remain
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God Is a Scumbag
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Britney Spears Reflects on Voicing Mario: "Dreams Come True"
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Everyone Needs to Stop
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My Jeep Is a Human
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I Kept Telling the Cat to Stop India's Forest Fires
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Scientists Find Key to Employment: Muppets
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Canadians Are Frustrated With Lack of "Butt Control"
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Cats Who Are "Not Like Other Girls"
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Openly Gay Superhero Pedro Pascal Is Captured by Alien Invaders in Netflix's "The Chef Show"
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President Biden to Resign After Using Viagra, Erection Cream
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Joe Biden Is Being Sold as an NFT for Medical Reasons
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New Gundam Game Being Developed by a Cat
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Intoxicated Ohio Woman Is Almost Certainly "our Next President"
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For Gen Z, Sept. 11 Is Awesome
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I Miss Being Part of Something That's Really Evil
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Atlantis, Which No Serious Historian Thinks Existed, Is Making Progress on Afghanistan Deadline
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In Other News: Today Has Been Canceled
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Huge Asteroid Destroys New York Bicycle Race
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I Am So Progressive That I Haven't Farted in a Glass of Milk. What Do You Need to Know
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Stolen Bigfoot Statue Found in German Forest Is Sex Toy, Not Bomb: Police Department
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Hope You Die in 10 Minutes
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J.K. Rowling Was Always Going to Kill Family, Authorities Say
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Texas Governor Announces Plan to Win Gold, Dies