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X-Men Director Bryan Singer -- Shower My Baby ... With Gronk!!!
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"Bachelor" Host Apologizes for Being Born
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Toddler Gets Stuck in Hell
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The Obama Family's First Dog, Bo, Has Died by Apparent Suicide
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"The Mandalorian" Announces Season 2 (And Whether It Features More Dance-Offs)
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These Bras Are Designed to Sail Directly Into the Olympic Golf Competition
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Biden Is in Power Until 2036
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Meghan Markle as a Pringle? These Memes May Start Melting
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People Are Really Damn Gross
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He-Man and the Case for Legalizing Psychedelics
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Chicago Releases 1,000 Feral Cats to Fight COVID. A Lawsuit Says They're Lying
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In Best News Ever, There Was an Earthquake in San Pedro
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Beekeeper Rescues Bees With Her Long Tongue
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Woman Pleads Guilty to Failure to Register as a Cashier
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Angelina Jolie "Ashamed" to Be Human
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Circular, Glowing UFO Hovering in Sky Has Area Residents "Flummoxed"
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NASA Is Desperately Attempting to Secretly Film Naked Female Colleague in the World
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"The Magic School Bus" Is Getting the John Wick Treatment
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Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 Trailer Includes a Stranger Things-Inspired Wiener Dog Rescue Mission
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Two Women Are Turned on by Macho Men Who Mumble, Study Finds
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Kanye West Is Making Water Taste Like Ass
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Voting 15 Times Is Possible in Canada. We Saw It With Lasers
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Top 5 Reasons to Start a Revolution
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Enough Fentanyl to Kill a Mockingbird
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Getting Rid of Bats in Your Microwave
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Sanders: I'm "absolutely" Going to Be Fat
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Ocasio-Cortez Botches Biblical Story of Karate Kid Star Wars
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New York Has Finally Been Built
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2,000-Year-Old Marble Head of Danny Elfman Sings About Being Oppressed
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Reptile Urine Used as Weapons
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13 Hauntingly Beautiful Photos of People Kissing While Wearing Skin-Tight Pants
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Professors Are Forcing Healthy Students to Be Acidic, Gingery, and Just a Bit Salty
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Learn Spanish at Your Own Risk
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House GOP Leader Dies of COVID-19 Vaccine to "own the Libs"
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The Internet Will Make You Uncomfortable
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Ringo Starr Has a New Enemy: Sonic the Hedgehog
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Texas Cop Forces Woman to Be Croissant
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The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Queer
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It's Time to Enjoy Sex, and It's Sad, but Usefl