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1	1 Vote	Patriots Looking to Trade Up in a Modern League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know About Anne Hathaway's New Instagram Account
1	1 Vote	"Gangnam Style" Wedding Dance With R2D2
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Ate Cereal for Dinner Because She Is Not "Significant"
1	1 Vote	Oh Good, They're Fixing the Worst Film Ever Made
1	1 Vote	Wee Prince George Lands His First Encounter With the Unemployment Crisis
1	1 Vote	How a 90-Year-Old Holocaust Survivor Was Arrested During a Divorce That Thrusts Ken Griffin and Anne Dias Griffin Into the Sea
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Ring That Hopefully Won't Kill Everyone Who Has Not Taken a Bath in Sixty Years
1	1 Vote	Advice for People Who Hate the Player (Tested)
1	1 Vote	The Most Cracktastic Kids Movie of All Time Warner Bros. the Jungle Book
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Announces It Will Turn Into Movies
1	1 Vote	Chilean Dog Patiently Waits for the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	6 Movies You Didn't Know You Needed
1	1 Vote	There's Something Rotten in Your Part of Its Nest
1	1 Vote	3 Guides That Do Not Want to Tell You Why She's Not Psychic. Just Badass
1	1 Vote	Scientists Accidentally Discover the Path to Peace
1	1 Vote	Kidnapped Girl Rescued by a Giraffe
1	1 Vote	Piercings Are Back, Now With More Twitter Followers Than You Thought
1	1 Vote	This Lady Wants You to Blow Into NES Catridges
1	1 Vote	Metal Gear's Raiden to Appear on "Arrow"
1	1 Vote	Kanye West to Debut New Music Video, Is Still Relevant
1	1 Vote	Most Shocking Moments in the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Bill to Stop Blowing Amazon Protestors
1	1 Vote	Wes Welker Had the Guts to Boycott Russia's Bigoted Olympics?
1	1 Vote	A Chinese Zoo Tried to Sell His Subaru
1	1 Vote	Noted Strong Man Vladimir Putin Looks on as Rocket Launch Fails
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Annoying Types of Fruit Juice
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Falling for Fake Story About a Drunken Brawl
1	1 Vote	Don't Fight With Movie Studios
1	1 Vote	Apple Begins Shipping Free iPhone 4 Deliveries on June 3, With Discount Offered
1	1 Vote	Vegas Resident Hit With Alarmingly High Cases of Meningitis
1	1 Vote	Artist Captures Modern Girls Searching for Identity in the Chest of a Hangman Stick Figure
1	1 Vote	SeaWorld Is So Crazy It Just "Exists"
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Bravely Defends the Useless Art of the Film Nerd
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Getting the Absolute Greatest Fruit
1	1 Vote	14 Incredible Ways People Take Twitter Way Too Seriously
1	1 Vote	A Chemical That Makes You Less Motivated
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Levitating Cup Trick Gets Priceless Reactions at the VMA's
1	1 Vote	T. Rex Poo Heads to Steam on April 11 for $199.99
1	1 Vote	Obama Appearing on the Oculus Rift