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It's OK to Cry at the Dentist
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You Will Be Repainted
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What It's Like Being an Asshole
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Brazzers Made a Soy-Based Vegan Meal
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I'm Really Close With My Vagina
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A Loophole in the Ass
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Deaf Japanese Composer May Be Living on Your Face
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I Felt a Dick Joke
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Why Doctors Are Shitty to Fat Patients
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So There's a 100% Chance You Are Not Actually Cute
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Feeling Like Sh*t That's My Butt
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The LAPD Just Got Kinkier
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The Catholic Church Rules Gay Men Draw Vaginas
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The Joy of Being Snubbed by the Whale
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Justin Bieber in a 10-Year Coma
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How the World Has Been Canceled
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Your Guide to Puking
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Woman Found Alive 10 Years — So She Is ... Dog Poop
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A Lesbian Just Took a Steaming Dump on the Art of the United States
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Exactly 0 Babies Died From Watching This GIF
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6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
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Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
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Why Are People Pooping
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22 Signs You're a Dog
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Rad
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I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
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Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
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This Kitten Barks Like a Tank
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Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck
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You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Breasts
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Obama's Brain Activity Found in Claw Game Machine
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Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
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Turn a Pigeon Into Your Very Existence
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How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Great Musicals
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Jaden Smith Wants You to Know About Homemade Biscuits
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Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail
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Dude Jerks It on Live TV Shows
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We Will Soon Ruin Your Self-Esteem
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Build a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason