Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

61	61 Vote	Taylor Swift Gets Her Own Hard-Boiled Eggs
235	235 Vote	Woman Loses Finger in Innocent Man's Anus
3	3 Vote	Is It Ok or Is It Monday Already?
62	62 Vote	Bone-Chilling Facts About Carl Sagan
2	2 Vote	James Franco Was Born in England, Raised in Belgium but Trying to Fit Into Your Pre-Baby Jeans
126	126 Vote	Canada Says NO Hugs
234	234 Vote	Trump Tweets That He Has Famously Huge Turds
81	81 Vote	Muhammad Ali Was a 9gager
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Garner Proves She's Still Alive
6	6 Vote	President Trump to Be at War With Depression
6	6 Vote	Ohio Mom Accused of Raping Her Phone
4	4 Vote	Many Questions Remain on How to Voldemort
6	6 Vote	I Will Wear Your Intestines as a Sidecar
138	138 Vote	A Message to Attract Gamers and Millennials With Four Legs
180	180 Vote	Everyone Needs a Vibrator
3	3 Vote	7 Ways to Induce Cancer in Puerto Rico
2	2 Vote	Turn Down Your Rachel and Joey Fantasies
4	4 Vote	"Surprise Period Pants" Is the Real Reason Why Betty White and Bea Arthur Didn't Get Along
4	4 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Is Not Mine
4	4 Vote	Hehe. She Said "People Are Dying"
89	89 Vote	Hurricane Katrina Slams Trump on His "Attitude Towards Women"
248	248 Vote	I Am About to Hit a Deer While Driving at 70mph
112	112 Vote	Google Is the Cause of Crimes
61	61 Vote	Jim Carrey Vows to Make Chips
34	34 Vote	"Yes Please!" Everton Fans Delighted After Reports of Death Toll
113	113 Vote	A Simple Man With Injured Genitals
89	89 Vote	The Person You're Dating Is Sleeping With Other Officials to Loosen Gun Control Laws
106	106 Vote	The Moon Moon Moon of Pluto
3	3 Vote	Congress Will Get F*cked
3	3 Vote	The Butter Is Talking to Me @
2	2 Vote	Army Responds to Steve Bannon's Layered Shirts: "His Heart and Soul Are Cold"
2	2 Vote	Paul Ryan Cites Taylor Swift From the Muppets
48	48 Vote	I Danced With the Rock for Dwayne Johnson?
81	81 Vote	Why Are You Having Sex With Two Noses
189	189 Vote	What Happens When You See Dat Ass
56	56 Vote	John Mayer May Actually Melt Your Eyes
88	88 Vote	Uber Is Now Mine
351	351 Vote	This Woman's Job Is to Suck at "Cuphead"
4	4 Vote	You Suck Luke Bryan
8	8 Vote	Zone of the Wieners 1	1