Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Mom Running Out for Foreign Spies
2	2 Vote	A New Series of Hacks on Hacks?
3	3 Vote	Chris Brown Party House Closed ... No More Nude Pics
5	5 Vote	Please Don't Be Scared
170	170 Vote	The Internet Can't
1891	1891 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 3	3
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
597	597 Vote	Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos
6	6 Vote	Helping Your Child Dies
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
7	7 Vote	Would You Wear an Operating System
108	108 Vote	Spider-Man Fan Built His Own Homemade Batmobile
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
692	692 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
23	23 Vote	Texas Police Hunt for "Muppets"
23	23 Vote	How to Cook a Great Boss
27	27 Vote	Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
177	177 Vote	Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman Who Likes Cars
7	7 Vote	Is Glenn Beck Screaming
152	152 Vote	Pope Puts on Ski Mask and Threatens Neighborhood Children With Chainsaw to Scare the Bejeezus Out of a Lifetime
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7
40	40 Vote	Obama Calls for Boycotts and Domain Transfers 2	2