Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
141	141 Vote	Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
175	175 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
122	122 Vote	30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2