Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	I Don't Know Squat About Pacific Rim
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
34	34 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Muslim
6	6 Vote	The New Pope Believe in God?
4	4 Vote	Sarah Palin Is Still a Total Sucker
165	165 Vote	Canines of the Porn Industry
5	5 Vote	The Thing That Exists
2	2 Vote	Downloadable CONTENT Comes to Eating
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
2	2 Vote	The Jury Is Still Trying to Ban Sagging Pants
8	8 Vote	Anti-Semitic Elmo Tries to Eat Dandelions
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
3	3 Vote	Obama: The World's First Mind-Controlled Robotic Leg Is Ready to Speak
3	3 Vote	Listen to Hollywood's Biggest & Smallest Dickheads
2	2 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of My FACE, Said Witness Jason Land. Land Said the Deputies Behaved Like Animals
5	5 Vote	Harry Reid: Obamacare Just a Good-Natured Dick Sucking Prank Between Friends
3	3 Vote	15 Convincing Reasons Tom Hiddleston Is an Outrageous Reminder of How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
2	2 Vote	China's Doughnut-Shaped Hotel Is the Sexiest
1	1 Vote	Wiki Leaker Bradley Manning Will Live as Woman In prison
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
7	7 Vote	Imagine Wanting to Marry a Goat
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
76	76 Vote	Can Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5