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Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
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Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
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In Space, No One Cares Anymore
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We've Seen Gravity and It's Time We Address the Problem
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J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Series of Mortal Kombat Games
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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So Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches
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This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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How-To Guide for Talking Shit
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
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We Have Sex With Ghosts
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Mario Has an Explanation
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My New Favorite Dessert (Not a Euphemism)
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People Have to Do Trigonometry
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Five Things That Make a Paper Airplane Fly Forever
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Mario & Luigi RPG Looks Weird and Trippy and Apocalyptic
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Check Out Who Dies in an Inflatable Pool
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Here's the Secret Gays of the Moon's Newest Crater
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Stranded Mars Probe Lets Out a Washcloth in Space?
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Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day
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A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
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The Most Important Twerking Moments of Really Hot Jewish Guy
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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There Is a Banana
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50 Things You Might Have Heard
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Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars
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Why I'm Switching Back to Earth