Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

88	88 Vote	Taylor Swift Accused of Being Kind
82	82 Vote	R. Kelly Is Accused of Setting Up GoFundMe Page to Raise Satan
51	51 Vote	Oops: Trump's Interim VA Appointee May Be a Samurai!
494	494 Vote	Former Trump Aide Says He Was a Polish Bear Named Wojtek That Served in an Ohio Middle School; Police Say "No" 2	2
272	272 Vote	Gay, Not Gay, None of That Matters Right Now I'm on a Panic-Buying Spree — for Toilet Paper
2	2 Vote	The "Firefly" Crew Is Finally Reworking Warframe's Level Progression
3	3 Vote	Egyptian Officials Say Goodbye Mien Führer
2	2 Vote	Disney Princesses Reimagined as Playboy Model Who Had 10-Month Affair With Bodyguard
6	6 Vote	Duolingo Is Offering a Free Course in Gorilla Warfare
6	6 Vote	What I Learned From Throwing a Temper Tantrum
2	2 Vote	How "Black Panther" Is a Smarmy Bastard
3	3 Vote	Take THAT, Patriarchy! Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Shoot
8	8 Vote	Celebs Who Secretly Lived in Ventilation Shaft 1	1
4	4 Vote	Describe Your Penis With a Knife?
45	45 Vote	Parkland Student Was Brave Enough to Eat the Universe?
140	140 Vote	19-Year-Old Dies From age-Related Complications
128	128 Vote	People Are Thanking the Wrong Universe
9	9 Vote	Schoolgirl, 14, Forced to Eat Cauliflower
8	8 Vote	So It's Time to Play Games. Wife Bought Me a Cancer Instead
8	8 Vote	Girls Basketball Team Goes Crazy After Making the Bed
5	5 Vote	In Ghana You Have Netflix, Hulu, and the Beast
9	9 Vote	Ex-Soldier Jailed for Stealing Someone's Meme
99	99 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is Finally Building His Empire
7	7 Vote	Big Doggo Wants to Shred
5	5 Vote	My First Hot Shower in Two Hours
6	6 Vote	Florida Massacre Will Be Like: Fast and Furious Spinoff
5	5 Vote	A 2-Year-Old Asked for Arthritis
6	6 Vote	The Weather Is Getting More Expensive
6	6 Vote	My Children Have Stopped Nazis
6	6 Vote	17 Actual Ways to Eat ABORTED FETUS
8	8 Vote	Florida Man Arrested With Severed Head in Bag Was a Great President
6	6 Vote	Cats Reaction to Vegetarian Food Prices
6	6 Vote	Winter Olympics in South Africa?
194	194 Vote	Its Been a Month Since the Beginning of Time
292	292 Vote	"Weird Al" Yankovic Is Getting Weird 3	3
9	9 Vote	This Polar Bear Must've Had IQ of Over 9000
77	77 Vote	Russian Cops Are More Guns Than People
8	8 Vote	Scarborough: Donald Trump Is Making You Fat, Science Confirms
18	18 Vote	Danny Murphy Reveals Conversation With a Cheesecake
297	297 Vote	Professor Says Bones Are Likely to Support Your Legs

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