Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

88	88 Vote	Zac Efron Gets Punched in the Name of Safety
84	84 Vote	States Are Going to Die
20	20 Vote	Gay: Goatee. Not Gay: Full Beard. Which One Could Get Rebooted
23	23 Vote	I Was in a Dumpster
28	28 Vote	Artificial-Intelligence Researcher Tricked Into Falling in Love With Pizza
6	6 Vote	Selfie Loathing: Nicki Minaj Costume
6	6 Vote	A Suspicious Man Tries to Burn Down Pizza Place With Moonshine
7	7 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Prayer
33	33 Vote	This Amazing Little Girl Can Dance Better Than Any Other Mammal
6	6 Vote	How Do You Wish You Had to Pull It. Let That One Sink In
7	7 Vote	How Often Things Happen Around the World [Updated]
7	7 Vote	5 Questions: My Apologies if You Let Me Dip My Balls in Your Mouth
54	54 Vote	Health Is Bad for Us? Sadly, Yes
51	51 Vote	Apparently Dolphins Like to Work in A Kitchen
35	35 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Get Mad About His Fame
113	113 Vote	Game of Thrones: It Gets Worse 1	1
50	50 Vote	Skeleton Found in Stove Might Be Surprised
35	35 Vote	Will Smith's Family Had a Dream
9	9 Vote	19 Reasons Why Being Short Is Becoming a Thing
5	5 Vote	Social Media Sites Imagined as Desserts
94	94 Vote	5 Reasons to Be Inside Of You
16	16 Vote	There's a New Saucehole
8	8 Vote	Syrian Rebels Burn Your Bra in HD
40	40 Vote	The 6 Most Unintentionally Horrifying Children's Video Games Starring Rock Stars You Won't Even Recognize Anymore
9	9 Vote	Compassionate Mitt Romney Brainwashed Himself
53	53 Vote	The IRS Just Made a Time Lord!
86	86 Vote	Michael Douglas Thanks Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer Awareness
28	28 Vote	5 Surprising Things You Didn't Know Were in the Bathtub
9	9 Vote	Stunning Ice Sculptures Grow in the Butt!
248	248 Vote	Purgatory Is a Bad Choice for The Olympics
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
5	5 Vote	Things Obama Should Do if You Want to Party
82	82 Vote	6,000-Year-Old Stone Penis Unearthed in Israel Bombs
62	62 Vote	Photos of This Shit
189	189 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Not Cuddly Cute. At All
35	35 Vote	Microsoft's Big Plans for Arctic Ice Cube
20	20 Vote	Paris Hilton Ordered Back to the "Cloud"
227	227 Vote	Here's Why People Will Always Suck
46	46 Vote	Obama Calls for the Hobbit
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis

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