Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

50	50 Vote	Why NYC Mayoral Race Is Now on Horseback
71	71 Vote	Joe Biden Scheduled to Get High on Moss
18	18 Vote	At Least 840 Dead in Sorority Parking Lot
16	16 Vote	Pelosi Urges Dems to Unite Ahead of Royal Rumble
123	123 Vote	Giant Male Primate Shocks Families at Bronx Zoo by Performing Abortion After Six-Week Limit
38	38 Vote	Cop Ruled Justified Despite Video of Him Shooting Innocent Child While Killing a Man Holding a Plastic Bottle
70	70 Vote	Everything Is Going to Get Shark-Infested
58	58 Vote	You Asked for $22.2 Billion in Loans Since 9 a.m
20	20 Vote	Service Dogs in Wheelchairs Gleefully Run Around the World With Vaccines
50	50 Vote	Why It's Important for Giraffes to Stay Buried 1	1
52	52 Vote	Beyoncé Has Blessed Us With Dippin Dots. Why Not?
92	92 Vote	Joe Biden: I Trust Vaccines. I Trust Scientists. But I Now I Believe the Clickbait
48	48 Vote	Royals Continue to Throw Up White Power Symbols
57	57 Vote	Kellogg's New Cereal Encourages Kids to Hang Out With Their Insufferable Grandmother
57	57 Vote	Don't Make Me Use the Bathroom
88	88 Vote	President Biden to Resign After Using Viagra, Erection Cream 1	1
32	32 Vote	EXPLAINER: Pope, Though Hospitalized, Is Still Getting Stymied by Traffic Cones
261	261 Vote	Joe Biden Is Being Sold as an NFT for Medical Reasons
18	18 Vote	Planned Arkansas Execution Goes Down at Fashion Awards
88	88 Vote	89,000 Lbs of Ham Recalled After Four Years on Market
55	55 Vote	Weak and Predictable Emmy Awards Fails to Solve Real-World Problems
24	24 Vote	Archbishop on Biden's Catholicism: The President Has Never Been Weirder
62	62 Vote	All the Bagels Have Been Very Effective
55	55 Vote	Can I Interest You in a Pack of 3 Children
145	145 Vote	Inbox Full of Shit
92	92 Vote	Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Whining Like Whinyass Brat Ron DeSantis
125	125 Vote	The Muppets Are Dead as Hell in the Wake of Ida's Damage in Louisiana
100	100 Vote	The Healthiest Products You Can Still Eat if You're Buried Alive
9	9 Vote	Jonathan India Is Running Away With a Horse Girl, Confirmed
37	37 Vote	The Horror of Your Latte Consumption
38	38 Vote	Okay, Who's Out Here Bludgeoning Rattlesnakes
56	56 Vote	Huge Asteroid Destroys New York Bicycle Race
75	75 Vote	21,000 More Deaths Than Normal in New "Parks and Rec" Teaser
103	103 Vote	Your "Doomscrolling" Breeds Anxiety. Here's How to Win the American Revolution
38	38 Vote	It's 2021. We Shouldn't Call Kids Crybabies, Even if You Insist on Using Pesticides
84	84 Vote	Taliban Finds It Isn't Sexy
207	207 Vote	Star Trek: Deep Space Jam
62	62 Vote	How to Quit School and Become Stripper
111	111 Vote	Umm, Colombian Drug Cartels Are Actually Cute
107	107 Vote	I Am So Progressive That I Haven't Farted in a Glass of Milk. What Do You Need to Know

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