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Curse Lifted! Cubs Win World War II
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I'm Not a Trending Topic
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Judge Defends Decision to Not Suck at Making Big Decisions
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I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Bunch of Deaths
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Yanukovych: I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
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This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt
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Tesla Confirms It's Rolling Out a Giant Mistake
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Former Obama Advisers Are Ready for Zombies
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31 Things No One Cares About
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No, You Do a Thing
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STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership
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As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Way Worse Than AIDS
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100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
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It's OK to Make Video Games
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New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation