Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

619	619 Vote	Rifle Capable of Wielding Katanas 2	2
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
668	668 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
552	552 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
660	660 Vote	Stop Trying to "Summon Demons" 2	2
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
557	557 Vote	Something Happened 28 Years Ago, but What Happened 1	1
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
668	668 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
590	590 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
692	692 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
5	5 Vote	This Is What I Expected
690	690 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
580	580 Vote	Princess Peach Will Kill US All 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
610	610 Vote	Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons 1	1
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2

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