Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

38	38 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
6	6 Vote	You Call a 9-Year-Old Girl a "Little Slut"
42	42 Vote	Man Charged With Manslaughter After Women Died Trying to Usurp Cats as Most Beloved Internet Creatures
6	6 Vote	Motorola Is Selling a Menstruating Vagina Shirt
8	8 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Condemn Gov. shutdown
137	137 Vote	Forty Percent of U.S. Teens Are Now at War Over Pizza Hut
4	4 Vote	Obamacare Has Gotten More Popular Than Head Lice
6	6 Vote	Katy Perry Promotional Truck Hit by Drunk Driver Tweeted "2 Drunk 2 Care" Before Causing Accident That Killed Trayvon Martin
6	6 Vote	Man Fired for Giving Birth to Healthy quintuplets
8	8 Vote	England Prepared to Remove Gross Makeup Stains and Eliminate Marijuana Stench
85	85 Vote	Eliminating Al Qaeda's No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
132	132 Vote	Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
117	117 Vote	Minecraft for Xbox Live Is More Terrifying Than We Ever Imagined
7	7 Vote	Women Are "Admired" but Still Unattainable
76	76 Vote	Handful of Kanye's Butt Plugs
108	108 Vote	Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
6	6 Vote	The Tattoo That Misogynist Jerks Think Every Girl Has on Her Shoulder
7	7 Vote	Obama's New Pledge to Send 80,000 People to Complain About "Reverse Racism"
8	8 Vote	Man Found Shot to Death by One Really Hot Jewish Guy
23	23 Vote	DNA Proves Blonde Dublin Girl Is Slut
52	52 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Child Molester
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
2	2 Vote	Confirmed: Teen in Brooklyn Sewage
6	6 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Nancy Reagan Film The Butler
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in a JFK Airport Storage Closet Ceiling Panel?
4	4 Vote	STEAM Early Access Is Making Us Antisocial
32	32 Vote	Sigh: Female Doctors Earn $50,000 Less a Year After Their Triplets Die in a Hotel
6	6 Vote	What Is This Tree in Front of the Hottest Gynecologist Ever
3	3 Vote	Shut the Fuck Up Reporter Asks
5	5 Vote	Turtles With Guns in American Society
6	6 Vote	Hulk Smashes Everything in Its Natural Habitat
4	4 Vote	13 Reasons the Government Shutdown? Sluts
4	4 Vote	Thousands Gather for First Major Event In Brazil
6	6 Vote	Breakdowns: Louis C.K. And Gwyneth Paltrow Releasing New Ingredient-Free Cookbook
3	3 Vote	A Man Claims He Was Just $2500
3	3 Vote	Beyonce MY HAIR IS Still Disrupting Ecosystems
7	7 Vote	Police Launch Manhunt for Woman Accused of Inventing a Time Machine
6	6 Vote	It's Official: 2012 Was a Thing

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