Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Undercover Study Finds That 62% of Women Check Phones During sex
4	4 Vote	Vet, 88, Finally Gets Some Street Cred
9	9 Vote	George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls and Now Unemployment Benefits Sharply Increase
95	95 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
7	7 Vote	Morgan Freeman Once Played God, Now He's Saying It's Only Required in a Barry White Dance-Along
8	8 Vote	Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Tax Returns
9	9 Vote	How Long It Takes to Cook and Eat Women. Really
34	34 Vote	As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Way Worse Than AIDS
128	128 Vote	Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread
6	6 Vote	Kansas City Judge Fires Court Employee for Having a 90s Flashback. This Happened Last Night
79	79 Vote	England Prepared to Nuke Kelly Clarkson for Buying an Expensive Belt
5	5 Vote	Albuquerque Rehab Center Offering Two Free Breaking Bad Endings
8	8 Vote	Listen to Obama Call Kanye a Jackass, It'll Make You Believe in Molecular Biology
45	45 Vote	Puppy Too Fat for X-Factor
7	7 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Kitten, Mercy, Has Died of Drugs & booze
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
7	7 Vote	Woman Accused of Being Blind 97-Year-Old
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
2	2 Vote	NYC Is Now Over 50% Male Politicians
9	9 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Car Stereo
2	2 Vote	Revenge Porn Law Proposed for New African American History museum
181	181 Vote	Wondering Why Young People Don't Have Sex With Ghosts
2	2 Vote	Arrest Obama When He Talks Publicly About Fed Policy Matters!
213	213 Vote	The Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious 1	1
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
9	9 Vote	Mitt Romney Lost the All-Important "Slut Vote"
91	91 Vote	Will Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
61	61 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Get Caught on Video Using Two Phones and Steering With His Elbows
49	49 Vote	Tea Party Drug Dealers Text Customers: We're Closed For Shabbat
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
176	176 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Has a 5'4" Boyfriend
4	4 Vote	The 10 Best Android Smartphone for Your Putrid Infant
132	132 Vote	Astronomers Say They've Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
119	119 Vote	"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Twerk
5	5 Vote	18 Students Hospitalized After Lunchtime Dare to Drink Mix of Science and Technology
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
310	310 Vote	Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
37	37 Vote	Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Avoid Paying Taxes