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Shark Week: A Brief History of White Power

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Shouldn't that be great white power?

New Species of Extinct Ape Discovered in Ancient Chinese Noblewoman

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Those are the same headline!

This Might Help You Lose Faith In Humanity

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Too late.

Republicans Once Ran on Cocaine and Roller Skates

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The '70s were a strange decade.

The Cake Is Our Prediction?

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The cake is a lie.

Putin Warns of Russian Government as Corrupt

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Well, he would know.

Texas Educators Training to Shoot Journalists as a Political Statement

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Don't mess with Texas.

Star Wars Episode VII Poster Should Be Confirmed as Secretary of Veterans Affairs Nominee

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This explains a lot about the problems with the VA.

Alternatives to Popular TV Shows

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For the Hipster Network.

How to Keep the Kids Away From the Princess Bride

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Inconceivable!

Yankees 10, Red Sox to End (Universal Basic Income)

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Baseball has some strange rules.

There's Nothing Scarier Than the Old Ones

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Does Hell Exist? And Did the Pigeon Cross the Street?

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Two equally important questions.

Please Comment Slowly, I Have a Worm

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Slowly, I Have a Worm

Man Says Prayer Before Breaking Into NYC Store, Police Say No One Is Stopping Him

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The prayer worked!

Man Sobs Uncontrollably After Unwrapping Large Box in Desert

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What's in the Box?

Food Preserving Chemicals Linked to Another Cold Case Keenum

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So that's why the Vikings lost.

Student Battling Cancer Patient

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My money's on the student.

Hodor Is a Jerk

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Hodor?