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Help! I Had an Affair With My Brother … and It Gets Worse

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This could be the tagline for A Game of Thrones.

How Worried Should I Be About the U.S. Government

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Very

Yes, Russia Once Had Its Own Tiny Moon

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And it was called Sputnik.

BUTTIGIEG Campaign Manager: He Is Only 6-Months-Old

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That explains why he lost.

Shaquille O'Neal Promises to Keep on Attacking

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Is that why he's building a nuclear bomb?

A**holes Are Everywhere, but Especially on the Web

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Fact Check: True

Kobe Bryant Will Continue to Plummet

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Wow this is dark.

The Royals Are a Disaster

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But they're still not as bad as the Tigers.

What to Expect From Next Round of Impeachment Against Trump Over His "jarring" Transformation Into Kylo Ren

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This explains why he wants a Space Force.

What Is a Punch Line

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No, What's on second.

Browns Fans Are Getting Turned Into Biosludge, Then Deposited on Crops

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And I thought Lions fans had it rough.

NFL 100: These Are the Worst. THE WORST. THE WORST. THE WORST

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The Miami Dolphins?

Pikachu Is the Convicted Fort Hood Shooter Now?

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The Detective Pikachu sequel takes a very dark turn.

Trump Advisor Goes on Two-Hour Stabbing Rampage in SoCal

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Was it Kellyanne?

Penguins Break Into Home, Steal Identities, Undergarments

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Step 1) Steal Undergarments
Step 2) ???
Step 3) Profit

Things You Believe About "Star Wars" Almost Everyone Believes

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Han shot first.

Don't Hit the Rock... Don't Hit the Rock... Don't Hit the Rock...

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Or The Rock will lay the smackdown on your candy ass.

👉 Why the U.S. Beat England in the Face, Breaking Her Jaw

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I blame The Stamp Act.

American Healthcare System in a Haiku

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Some people are sick
Some sick people can get help
Some sick people can't

NASA to Open a Tightly Sealed Jar

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Is there anything NASA can't do?

BOOM! Missouri Will Soon Disappear Forever

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It's about time.

I Just … Have a Major Source of Bread

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At Last, a Loaf of Bread!

Lions Do Not MOVE!

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At least not since Barry retired.

Cat Won't Stand for Parliament

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This cat won't stand for anything.

PUTIN Says Russia Would Be a Russian Asset

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Well, he would know.

George R.R. Martin Says He Will Die Next on "Game of Thrones"

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Well, he would know.

Tucson Police Investigate Strange White Powder Falling From Sky Over Alaska Moose

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Is it snow?

UK Leader Jeremy Corbyn, Accused of Dipping Testicles in Customer's Salsa

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It's the sort of thing he would do.

Could This Tiny Plant Be the Dem Nominee

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Do we really want another bush in the White House?

Kevin Spacey Says Sexual Assault Rules

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Well, he would know.

Incest, the Game Changer

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It sure was for the Lannisters.

He's 9 Years Old and Scaring Off Burglars

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Is he Macaulay Culkin?

Pikachu Is on Fire!!!

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Bad Charmander!

People Are Still Active Ingredient

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Soylent Green is people!!!

Remember, There Is a F***ed Up State

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It's Florida right?

Google Tells Congress How to Seduce Women....and Dragons

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I'd fuck a dragon

Movies That Should Not Exist

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Rovers on Asteroid Rovers on Asteroid Rovers on Simulated Terrain

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It's asteroid rovers all the way down.

At Least Two People Are Jerks

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At least.

Disney Shuts Down Following Viral Rat Video Shows

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Mickey's a mouse not a rat.