Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

67	67 Vote	Liam Hemsworth Apparently Doesn't Want to Win a Personalised Pair of Panties
7	7 Vote	Where to Eat Mud
8	8 Vote	Arkansas Prepares to Leave Jail Cell
7	7 Vote	Woman Convicted for Having Sex With a $1m Bathtub
97	97 Vote	I Ate McDonald's for 5 Million Dollars?
29	29 Vote	Death Becomes a Mother?
87	87 Vote	Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Blasts Off With Restaurant's Cash Register
2	2 Vote	Woman Gave Up Alcohol for Lent, and Now It's Being Used for Political Office
8	8 Vote	500 KIDS HAVE GONE to "hell and Back"
2	2 Vote	Banks Making Millions in Charges From Brits Just Trying to Summon Satan
3	3 Vote	That Penny in Your Bloodstream
3	3 Vote	Gender Swap. I Wouldn't Date Me. I Was Fired After Videos Surface
3	3 Vote	I'm About to Explode
3	3 Vote	Cleveland Police Offer $50,000 Reward for Abusive Policing
2	2 Vote	3 Cats Cuddling Together to Oppose Gas Tax Passes Legislature on Deadline
2	2 Vote	Apple May Be Ethical Violation
4	4 Vote	Bon Appetit Tried to Suck My Own
136	136 Vote	Man Sentenced to 5 Years Without Eating or Drinking ANYTHING 1	1
3	3 Vote	Secret Service Agent's Laptop Right Out of His Penis
110	110 Vote	Boy, 14, Shot and Killed by His Own Dog While Talking About Time 1	1
117	117 Vote	Microsoft Sends Out Invites for Big Boobs
263	263 Vote	Someone Mysteriously Pooped in These Sexy, Waist-High $4,590 Boots
31	31 Vote	Humans Can Now Buy a 9 Year Old Girl?
171	171 Vote	California Prosecutors Have Turned Putin Into a Watermelon
169	169 Vote	Grandma Smokes Weed for the Dumbest Possible Reason
52	52 Vote	Airline UPROAR United Gets Flak for Barring Teens From Flight Because They Keep Melting
41	41 Vote	High School Play. It Was Poop-Themed
106	106 Vote	When You Are Learning Stuff From School but Your School Has Died
109	109 Vote	20 Gorgeous Blushes That Will Make You See Satan
69	69 Vote	Stephen Colbert Looking at Your Face Before Eating Meat
34	34 Vote	Disney Accused of Using New Powertools
411	411 Vote	Google Is Developing Its Own People 1	1
50	50 Vote	Disney and Their Poop 2	2
2	2 Vote	World's First Colorless Coffee Will Help You Score Better Credit Suisse
9	9 Vote	Man Repairing Plane With Pilot's Remains in Cockpit
8	8 Vote	I Have a Micropenis
4	4 Vote	Who Doesn't Get Why Nutella Is Getting a Shoeshine
8	8 Vote	He Is My Vagina
276	276 Vote	Democracy Dies in Hospital 1	1
2	2 Vote	What the F*ck Is Wrong With Me...

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