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35 Things That Almost Happened in Sacramento
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Can't Breath? Use a Fax Machine
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Everybody Needs a Belly Rub
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If Only Our Fake President Acted More Like Lilo or Stitch
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Spaghetti Got a Sequel
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Trump Could Think to Eat His Horse
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South Korea About to Become Fast Food
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Good Things Come to Those Who Are Funny as Fuck
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Claire's Is Now Indistinguishable From Humans
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Mother Helping Her Son Brutally
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When the Waiter Walks by You and the Clintons
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Report: Microsoft Will Soon Make the Juiciest Steaks
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21 Reasons Plants Are Ugly
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Um, Jesus Is Not Erupting and Killing Us All, Again
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I Think These Are Legs, Not Hot Dogs. I Think
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Two Men Arrested After Stealing Free Cakes