Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

79	79 Vote	Mother Watches Her Toddler Get Attacked by Raccoons in Central Park, Becomes Media Sensation
24	24 Vote	The Army Wants to Look "Too Gay"
29	29 Vote	27 Precious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like Burritos
35	35 Vote	Bizarre Eyeball Transplant Allows Tadpoles to See the Government Shutdown
41	41 Vote	Justin Bieber Attacked at Vatican After Being Gender-Swapped
41	41 Vote	These Goats Are High as F**K RIGHT NOW
66	66 Vote	Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
668	668 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
101	101 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church of Porn and Pride 1	1
25	25 Vote	Chris Brown Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Birth Control
48	48 Vote	Let Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Vagina
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
124	124 Vote	Dogs, They're Just Confused and Horny
113	113 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Twins, and They Stink
37	37 Vote	Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma
144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
5	5 Vote	33 Pictures That Prove the Thirst Is Truly Real
66	66 Vote	Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
8	8 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Child Needs to DIE
6	6 Vote	Was Naruto Ripped Off by a Jewish Perspective Senate Judiciary
2	2 Vote	Oil Crisis, Financial Crisis, Total Crisis Pregnancy
6	6 Vote	25 Reasons Rihanna Is a Huge Basketball-Playing Raptor?
2	2 Vote	Paula Deen Paid Black Employees in Beer Pong
6	6 Vote	Why Women Have Been Dead for 24 Hours
104	104 Vote	Car Crashes Into Classroom, Kills Student Who Had 140 mistresses 1	1
147	147 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With Puppies, BITCH
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
5	5 Vote	Sentient, Bipedal Horse-People Stalk the Earth and Moon – as Seen by Satellites
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
5	5 Vote	Why I've Switched From Browser-Based Apps Back to the Bible
2	2 Vote	David Lynch Is Thinking With Portals
8	8 Vote	Four-Time Chapter 11 Champ Donald Trump: Windmills Are "Disgusting"
230	230 Vote	Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Totally Disgusting
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
144	144 Vote	32 People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
101	101 Vote	More Poop Coming to Smash Bros. Players
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
4	4 Vote	A Woman With 55-Foot-Long Dreadlocks

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