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I Like My Humor Like I Like Land

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Dry? Dirty?

Will Trump Deal With Your Lightsaber ?

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I doubt it.

Forever Alone Like a Pantomime Horse in a Nutshell....

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What does that even mean, computer?

Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC

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I don't think anyone's accusing me of manipulating votes but it's so weird.

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Yeah, I don't know what happened here and it's my submission.

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Honestly, I dunno, anitbot. Personally I think the one about Rick Perry taking time to get into ICP is way funnier

Officer Who Killed Shoplifter Is Sentenced to Death by Cows

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I was assuming cows were a method of execution, but I really have no idea why

Trump Tweets That Will Leave You Utterly Confused

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Yup, all of them

Math Can Be a Terrorist

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I KNEW IT

Four Deaths Blamed on Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and American Imperialism

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Only four?

White House: Trump Will Get Worse

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HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

Finally, a Car Wreck

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FINALLY

The True Story Behind That Huge Forehead!

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You know the one!

Man Sentenced to Death Accidentally

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Whoopsy-daisy!

I Love That Meme Roundup: 20 Funny Duos Who Were Shot

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My fave meme

An Anthem for Empaths: How to Know Shrubs

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Being an empath means you can feel what plants feel. OBVIOUSLY.

How to Take Another Persons Genitals in Your Birthday Suit

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That's a weird euphemism for sex

Melania Trump Moves Into the Sun

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HOORAY!

Dog Falls in Your Coffee

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There were dogs in my coffee, dogs in my coffee...

Old Comic - Batman Meets the "X-Files"

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Goddamn it I want this now

Why Arnold Schwarzenegger Isn't Appearing in Ed Edd N Eddy

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Goddamn it, but he was supposed to be Rolf

Seagull Steals a Pair of Robot Arms?

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Mine! Mine! Mine!

No Potatoes in This Trailer for Star Wars

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Well, fuck that then.

Disney's Wild New Theme Park Is About Sex

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FINALLY

Stretch Armstrong Gets Engaged to UFC Heavyweight Travis Browne

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Congratulations!

Parasites Could Be in Jail for Hacking Minecraft, Xbox Live, and Others

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Literal computer bugs in jail

I Buried My Own Stalker :D

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Yay!

Klingons Are Very Concerned

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yIDaQo' umqu' ghot

Prankster Parents Who Have Gone Vegan

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"That's not meat, son. That's tofu! I pranked you so good!"

Rick Perry Takes Time to Seriously Get Into Insane Clown Posse

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I really wanna know what his Juggalo name is

I Ate Too Many Straight White Males

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*burp*

Cubs, Brewers Square Off in Blue Bikini

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Are they all wearing a single bikini? Wow.

Former North Korea Border Wall Street Fighter

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As they say in that Big Little Dipper Dipper song, "Party like it's 1999 bottles of beer on the Wall Street Journal."

This Is the Third Most Instagrammed Place in Hell...

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What is it and what are the other two?

Great News! A Hot Air Balloon Accident in Oakland

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Fantastic!

Helen Hunt Had No Hope for Kids, Now Expecting Miracle Baby Kangaroo

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She should've gotten a goat

The Alternative Currency of a Bitch!

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They are called...bitchcoins

Weetabix Sold to Arkansas Not Intended for Executions

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Glad we're not killing people with cereal

A Baby Is Born to the Gravedigger

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This sounds more like a pretentious indie film than a newspaper headline, but it's still quite the title

Cowboys Reportedly Emerge as President's Biggest Obstacle

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I'm gonna assume this is about literal cowboys and not the football team