BUT I THOUGHT EVERYONE WANTED THAT
I want this
Fun Fact: Forrest Gump didn't run across the cosmos, but he did go to space in the book (No, really)
I believe they call it being skyclad
Those clouds aren't wearing any clothes at all!
Apparently the "Chief Flamingo Officer" would be someone who's supposed to take care of the flamingos they plan on adding to Mar-a-Lago. I have no idea what one would be doing at a high school.
That's like the one thing he hasn't said
Well, it was one of the worst things I've ever read
I wish I knew who died. I guess the dad?
I can't decide if I want this to be about the football team or actual birds
His school was rough
Party like it's 1999 bottles of beer on the Wall Street Journal
You got me there
NOW KISS! *mashes file folders together*
But just one
And you too, newspaper comic Spider-Man!
Please stand by
I wanna read this book
I wish I knew what troll hunting had to do with buying cheese
I doubt it.
What does that even mean, computer?
I don't think anyone's accusing me of manipulating votes but it's so weird.
Yeah, I don't know what happened here and it's my submission.
I was assuming cows were a method of execution, but I really have no idea why
Yup, all of them
I KNEW IT
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
You know the one!
My fave meme
Being an empath means you can feel what plants feel. OBVIOUSLY.
That's a weird euphemism for sex
There were dogs in my coffee, dogs in my coffee...
Goddamn it I want this now
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