Sure, why not?
Yeah, that's an offensive stereotype
It's about time!
The bars are in your head!
What is this, the 80s?
That would have been an improvement.
You gotta wear a lot of LAYERS
I got this when I was tired and took it super literally. I couldn't figure out how a dog could whistle. I could've just assumed it was someone literally whistling for a dog but nooo I had to wonder how a dog could whistle.
For once, I can't argue with Fox News
LOVE TORE THEM APART
This is a real headline tho
Honestly, I'm not sure this is funnier than the original story
Who's the fairest one around?
DAVID ICKE WAS RIGHT!
AND THAT EXPLAINS THE SPACE FORCE
What does that mean?
There's a kids' book called K Is for Knifeball
The "WHAT???" is a minor addition, but I still think it's funny.
I'm not sure Nom Nom would be an improvement
BUT WHAT KIND OF TROLLS?
But they were so good together!
It'd be awesome if this had a comma
If AI Weirdness taught me anything, computers are terrible chefs. Unless you're into "Crock Pot Cold Water" or "Beothurtreed Tuna Pie." Whatever that is.
Tasty word salad
That's weirdly specific.
I think you mean "waifu"
I can't say this is all that much weirder than the original headline. But whatever.
Draw me like one of your French horns
Eeyore's Birthday Party is an Austin tradition and a body was found fairly close to the event. This isn't any weirder than what actually happened.
GODDAMN IT GEORGE
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